Bad News - some Mexican just plowed into my front fence. Hit the concrete post and slammed it into a 45 degree angle, taking a good portion of the rest of the fence with him. This was after he took a bus-stop sign and snapped it off at knee level on the opposite corner, so he was hauling ass for a good long while after he hit the first curb.
Good News - the fence kept him from plowing into my living room.
I'll take what I can get.