Day by Day

Friday, January 03, 2014

OOLOOKSHINEY!

I have schoolwork to do, and my brain is racing down rabbitholes like a weasel on crack.  This ain't good.  Arrrrrrrrrrrgh!

I swear, just living in Los Angeles has made me dumber.  My brain just will not function the way it should, or the way it used to work.  I don't know if it's the stress, or the pollution, or the massive amounts of scotch and gin I have to drink in order to remain sane and not commit homicide as I drive through the hoards of incompetent fucking morons.......

I'm being serious here for just a bit - there isn't a single trip the Ragin' Mrs. and I take in our car that doesn't include at least one exclamation of "What the HELL is that person doing?"  If the people of LA went to a sane part of America and drove the way they drive here, there's a better than average chance that they would be pulled from their car and beaten with a tire iron.

For the good of the community, of course.

5 comments:

Gerry N. said...

For the good of the community, my ass.

It would be to retain some semblence of sanity on the road.

There are few things as calming as beating the brains out of an idiot who hsd no business driving a car (or a tricycle) in the first place.

Yes, that includes nuns.

MauserMedic said...

Dumbassery increases in relation to population density.

Probably due to social welfare programs not allowing the stupid to be removed from the population by natural means.

Crotalus said...

It does indeed seem to be affecting you. That would be "hordes", not "hoards".

Ragin' Dave said...

SEE?!?!?!?! I'm getting dumber by the minute!

Ragin' Dave said...

Although I could have written "whoreds", and it may have been more appropriate.