"And what is it about corrupt members of Congress and the Dominican Republic?"
Well, let's see here. It's a beautiful place. Really. The people can be very friendly. You can get most of what you want dirt cheap, when you're not on the exclusive resorts.
And the locals will do damn near anything for you when you drive out of Casa de Campo and start waving cash around.
And the girls either look like they fell out of the ugly tree, or they're absolute goddesses. There's not too many in-between.