Thursday, September 17, 2009

Ratzenfratzendangnabit!

So I'm a total failure at the 10% rule. For those who don't know, the 10% rule states that for you to be successful, you must be 10% smarter than the equipment you're working with.

So me, I went out and bought the new ACU rucksack. Fancy frame, fits the body better, carries small cities around inside it, blah blah blah. It comes in four parts - frame, rucksack, shoulder harness and kidney belt.

Guess who can't figure out how the fuck to put this damn thing together? Yep, big Dave, smart Dave, the guy who can do anything with any piece of equipment the Army has.

Fuck.

Oh, and ACORN is still a criminal enterprise.

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