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Friday, September 19, 2014

Pre-destined to fail in Iraq

John Gabriel nails it:  Obama can't afford to win in Iraq.

Let’s be honest: No effort can be successful if the Commander-in-Chief is unwilling to even define victory. This semantic murkiness is intentional, since it provides maximum political cover for the poll-watching president. Obama can declare that we “degraded” the terrorist threat with a single air strike or a thousand.  
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Obama does not want to win his new Iraq war. He can’t afford to. If the projection of American military power successfully solved the problem of Islamic terrorism, it would shatter Obama’s entire worldview.
This is what scares the hell out of me, along with the news that Obama is going to personally sign off on any airstrikes in Syria.  Because a Democrat personally controlling airstrike targets in war worked out so damn well the last time, right?  Obama is such an incompetent, buffoonish, narcissistic shitbag that he thinks he can wage war better than his generals can, and it's a war that he doesn't even want to win.

Therefore....  he's going to lose.  Which will cause untold amounts of pain and suffering.

Thanks for saddling us with this jackass, America!


Thursday, September 18, 2014

The Mrs. gots quips!

So, as the Ragin' Mrs. and I were enjoying dinner (it's National Cheesburger Day, donchaknow) I poured her a beer and didn't quite do it as smooth as I normally do, leaving the glass half ale and half frothy bubbles.

Ragin' Mrs.:  I think I'll wait for it to do it's Anne Boleyn impersonation.

Me:  *raised eyebrow*

Ragin' Mrs.:  It has to lose it's head!

Me:  *groans*

But she puts up with all my horrible puns, so she's a keeper.

Ah, the smells of Los Angeles

Running through the park, good pace, breathing hard, and suddenly I'm choked by the overwhelming smell of rank, stale urine.

I don't know if it's hobo piss, or dog piss, or coyote piss.  But it was piss.

How perfectly apt.

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Your government at "work"

Dude was "working" at the EPA, watching between two to six hours of pornography A DAY ON HIS GOVERNMENT COMPUTER.

You'll be shocked to know he still has his job.  No, not shocked?  Neither am I.  Oh, and this guy is a GS-14, which means he's making at least $106,000 a year.

To watch porn at work.

And he can't get fired even months after it was exposed in an investigation.

That about sums up our entire government, doesn't it?

Is every Leftist "scientist" a liar?

Or just the popular ones?

Another Neil deGrasse Tyson bollocksed up science anecdote, as emailed to me by PJM’s own David Steinberg:

And this is on top of the anti-Bush screed that Tyson put out that was shown to be a pack of lies as well.

Neil deGrasse Tyson may be a fabulous scientist, and a consummate showman, but he’s downright terrible at accurately quoting people. Or, if you’re a “glass half full” kind of person, you might say that Neil deGrasse Tyson is pretty amazing at needlessly fabricating quotes and scenarios to showcase his own brilliance.
We’ve already established that a newspaper headline touted for years by Tyson likely doesn’t exist. We’ve also established that the exact quote he uses to bash members of Congress as being stupid also doesn’t exist. And then we established that the details within one of Tyson’s favorite anecdotes —a story of how he bravely confronted a judge about his mathematical illiteracy while serving on jury duty — seem to change every time Tyson tells the story. 

Every time you turn around, another Leftist "scientist", or the people who claim to use science, are shown to be liars.  Arctic Pack Ice, anyone?  Didn't algore, aka Pope Prius the First, claim that all the Arctic ice was going to be gone by now?  Not just less of it, but gone, as in no more.  And yet we had record levels of ice in the Arctic last year.  This year?  Record levels of ice in the Antarctic ice shelf.  So much for all that "The ice is gonna melt and we're all gonna die" meme, eh?  But get this:  Even in the article talking about record levels of sea ice in Antarctica, there are still people TALKING ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!

So, are all Leftist scientists liars?

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Imagine living on the Sun....

Actually, it's worse than that here in Los Angeles.  Because I live in the San Fernando Valley.  Which, in the middle of this heat wave we're going through (106 for the past few days) is much like living right next to Satan's asshole after he's eaten a bushel full of habaƱero peppers and a case of MD 20/20.

I cannot imagine why people would ever want to live here.  I truly cannot imagine.  This place shouldn't exist.  It should still be orange groves and farmland, not some paved-over concrete shithole.

"We're 32!"

So, in a study of 34 different country's tax codes, we're number 32 in terms of competitiveness.

Anyone who's tried to open a business knows just how bad the tax situation in America is right now.  And it's going to get worse, because we don't have too many politicians with the stones to reform the tax code, even though doing so would damn near guarantee a Presidential vote later on down the line.

No, what the US Tax Code does right now is lower entrepreneurial growth, lower economic growth, and create incentives for a black market.

What, you didn't think of the black market?  If I can sell my product on the open market at $10 but taxes end up eating $5, then I can sell my product on the black market for a price greater than $5 and make more money.  $6 untaxed dollars is greater than $10 dollars that the government takes half of from me.

And not only do I keep more money in my pocket, but I starve the Liberal welfare state of tax revenue.  Double bonus.

Another cry of "RACISM" blown to shreds

Hey, maybe instead of accusing an LAPD officer of being racist, perhaps you should find somewhere else to have sex than a public street in the middle of the day?

Hmmmmm?  Maybe?

Oh, and in the audio tape Daniele Watts comes off as an insufferably stuck up raging bitch.  Not only does she try to pull the "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!?!" card (at one point she starts talking about her publicist) but she goes off in such hysterics that the cops damn near HAD to handcuff her.

Stories like this are why I roll my eyes at every new accusation of racism.  Because time and time again, the accusation is used as a distraction from the real issues, in this case being that this raging bitch got caught boffing her husband in public.

Monday, September 15, 2014

Another Beheading by ISIS/ISIL/ISOFAW*

That would be the Islamic State of Fuckheads and Wankers.

So of course, Uh-bama went golfing.  Best thing in the world to do when people are getting beheaded!  What else was he going to do?  His job?  Pish.

Didja hear the one about Uh-bama calling the ISLAMIC State of Iraq and Syria "not Islamic"?  Didja laugh as hard as I did?

Remember, folks:  Uh-bama, previously known as Barry Soetoro, was raised by a Muslim in Indonesia.  That's not some crack-head conspiracy, that's just a plain fact.  Before Barky Uh-bama ever existed, there was Barry Soetoro pressing his head to a carpet facing East five times a day.  Ya think maybe he's allowing his biases to get in the way of his judgement there?  Just a little?  "Ah, naw, they ain't Islamic!  Now watch this putt!"

And meanwhile, one of our allies has a head chopped off with more promised to come, and Uh-bama does nothing.  Just like he did nothing when our boys got their heads cut off.  Just like he did nothing when the consulate in Benghazi was attacked.  Just like he did nothing when the SOFA with Iraq came due.  Just like he did nothing in the US Senate for his shortened career there.

Noticing a trend there?

FORE!

Saturday, September 13, 2014

But of course

So, the Voter-ID law in Wisconsin was recently put back into place by the 7th Circuit Court.  Great.  Good.  This is a good thing.  It makes it harder to cheat and commit voter fraud.

Naturally, the Democrat American Communist Party is claiming that it disproportionally hurts them.

So, what the ProgNazis are saying here is that a law designed to prevent voter fraud makes it harder for the Donks to win their elections.

So what the ProgNazis are saying is that they actively commit voter fraud in order to win elections.

Ladies and Gentlemen, your Democrat Party in action.

The Cult of Obama

Here's just a small sample of what the Left has turned into.  When I call Uh-bama the Marxist Messiah, or the Communist Christ, or the Left's Lord and Savior, it is because that is how they treat him.

Uh-bama isn't just their President.  He is their God.  The Left has turned into a a cult-like religion where Uh-bama is worshipped and praised on their alters.

Don't take my word for it.  GO LOOK FOR YOURSELF.

Friday, September 12, 2014

Look, we all know the answer

The Question being, of course, "Where exactly is the anti-war movement?"

I mean, with Uhbama going back into Iraq and all, where is the "NO WAR FOR OIL" signs, and the protests and the riots, and all those braindead fucktards who were out in full screaming force from 2000 to 2008?  Where are they now?

The answer to that, of course, is that all those anti-war protesters were nothing more than cheap partisan hacks; whores and tools of the Democrat Party, without a single shred of integrity to be found among any of them.  And since it's their Marxist Messiah who's bombing people in Iraq now, they can finally abandon any pretense of having ideals and morals other than "BUSH SUCKS!" and go back to blindly supporting whatever their Communist Christ does.