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Friday, January 27, 2012
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Crappy Bass
Every time I hear some souped-up vehicle pumping out that electronic crap modernly known as "bass", making everything rattle within a five block area, the first thought through my mind every time is "Gee, nice stereo system. Sorry to hear about your tiny dick!"
Folks, driving around blasting electric noise is not cool. It ain't music. And you'll be deaf when you're 40, which is something I'm desperately trying to avoid given my past and my current occupation. But hey, when you're yelling at your grandkids because you can't hear them, you can take comfort in the fact that for a while in your youth, you thought you were "cool" because you managed to rattle your doorframes with noise.
Yay. Fuggin' morons.
Folks, driving around blasting electric noise is not cool. It ain't music. And you'll be deaf when you're 40, which is something I'm desperately trying to avoid given my past and my current occupation. But hey, when you're yelling at your grandkids because you can't hear them, you can take comfort in the fact that for a while in your youth, you thought you were "cool" because you managed to rattle your doorframes with noise.
Yay. Fuggin' morons.
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Democrat "Leadership"
Here's the thing, though - this can't be framed as a
You see what they just did there, don't you? Don't think for one second that their refusal, not failure, REFUSAL to pass a budget is accidental, or driven by incompetence. It is deliberate.
And yeah, that's going on the sidebar.
State of the Union
Didn't watch it. Wouldn't have been good for my blood pressure to see that Commie Cork-Socker lie through his teeth yet again. Reading through all the text and comments on his speech, it's exactly what I thought it would be - lies, lies, partisan bullshit, blame Republicans, lies, lies, and lies.
Dear God, the fact that America elected this buffoon makes me weep.
Dear God, the fact that America elected this buffoon makes me weep.
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Rand Paul detained by the TSA
For an "anomaly in the body scan".
You know, I would say "if this doesn't show just what a fucking joke the TSA is, I don't know what can", but we've already seen the former VP of the United States get pulled aside and have his Underoos searched by hand just because he drew the lucky number. And as much as I would love to see Algore get anal probed with a cattle prod, there is absolutely no way in hell that he's going to blow up or hijack a plane. Ain't. Gonna. Happen. So to treat him as a potential terrorist is not only a waste of time and resources, it proves just how little the TSA is actually doing to keep us safe.
Same with this. There was an "anomaly?' Dude, he's a friggin' SENATOR! HE IS NOT A TERRORIST! HE WILL NOT BLOW UP A PLANE! HE WILL NOT HIJACK A PLANE! And the people in charge of making decisions like this at the TSA need to be fired!
No, scratch that. The TSA needs to be disbanded, and all security work needs to be returned to the private sector, not some unfire-able government douchbag who gets their jollies off of grabbing my balls in public.
You know, I would say "if this doesn't show just what a fucking joke the TSA is, I don't know what can", but we've already seen the former VP of the United States get pulled aside and have his Underoos searched by hand just because he drew the lucky number. And as much as I would love to see Algore get anal probed with a cattle prod, there is absolutely no way in hell that he's going to blow up or hijack a plane. Ain't. Gonna. Happen. So to treat him as a potential terrorist is not only a waste of time and resources, it proves just how little the TSA is actually doing to keep us safe.
Same with this. There was an "anomaly?' Dude, he's a friggin' SENATOR! HE IS NOT A TERRORIST! HE WILL NOT BLOW UP A PLANE! HE WILL NOT HIJACK A PLANE! And the people in charge of making decisions like this at the TSA need to be fired!
No, scratch that. The TSA needs to be disbanded, and all security work needs to be returned to the private sector, not some unfire-able government douchbag who gets their jollies off of grabbing my balls in public.
Seen this yet?
The 11 Stunning Revelations from Larry Summers' secret economics memo to Barack Obama.
It's not just incompetence - it's sheer anti-Americanism that drives Obama.
It's not just incompetence - it's sheer anti-Americanism that drives Obama.
Monday, January 23, 2012
Priorities
If you're a man, right now you're thinking "Hey, nice ass!"
If you're a REAL man, you're thinking "Hey, that's a nice Mosin-Nagant!"
If you're a REAL man, you're thinking "Hey, that's a nice Mosin-Nagant!"
Indicators
As I've said, there isn't a single candidate who's perfect. But when the GOP Establishment is lined up to scream and fling poo at Newt Gingrich, you gotta know he's doing something right!
Things what make me snort coffee out my nose
The 10 cars with the most obnoxious drivers.
#3 is going to be my new instant classic!
That's going to be my new description of electric cars! COAL POWERED!
#3 is going to be my new instant classic!
If driving a $45,000 coal-powered car that has a tendency to catch on fire is considered sexy and environmentally conscious, count me in!
That's going to be my new description of electric cars! COAL POWERED!
Sunday, January 22, 2012
Saturday, January 21, 2012
Questions
The Anchoress asks a lot of questions, starting with "Can a standing O shake a worldview?" referencing the ovation Newt Gingrich got for blasting John King out of the water. Read all the way to the bottom, because there are a few hard questions being asked.
Done? Back? Alright, here's my take:
For the past decade plus, Conservatives have been attacked by the mainstream press as stupid, terrorists, racist, ignorant, insert-insult-here, and not a single person on Capitol Hill or D.C. has said boo to it. During the last election, McCain wouldn't fight Obama when some of the worst insults were being thrown around.
We're tired of milquetoast candidates. Period.
Remember when Pawlenty wouldn't expound on his "Obamneycare" remark? Remember how fast he plummeted in the polls after he refused to expound on it at a debate?
PEOPLE! EVERYBODY KNOWS OBAMACARE IS MODELED AFTER ROMNEYCARE! EVERYBODY FUCKING KNOWS IT! THE ONLY PEOPLE IN DENIAL ARE MITT AND HIS SUPPORTERS!
So when Pawlenty had his chance to make a damn good point, and show just how damaging Romneycare is, he waffled, he sidestepped, he refused to defend himself and fight for what he had said, and in the end it was THAT singular lack of fighting instinct that killed his campaign. Which is a shame, because he did a terrific job as Governor of Minnesota. I think he could have been a great president. But if you're not willing to fight for the free market, if you're not willing to fight for conservative principals, you're going nowhere. So he went down in flames.
Now bring in Gingrich. Yeah, he's taken his jabs at the other candidates. But he's reserved the heaviest blows for Obama and his palace guards, the media. His takedown of that poofed-up punk John King? Brilliant. It effectively ended his ex-wife as a topic of debate for the night, and possibly for the election. And here is where Gingrich gets it, and the other candidates don't. If you are the Republican nominee, you are going to be attacked, day and night, by the media. The media managed to get their Marxist Messiah elected, and they will work twice has hard to get him re-elected. If you refuse to fight the Democrat Media Propaganda Complex, you are going to lose.
We're tired of candidates who sit there with a stupid grin on their face as they're savaged by a media who hates them no matter what they do. The media turned on John McCain, who was a liberal's most favorite Republican EVAR!!!!! It's not a matter of if, it's a matter of when.
Gingrich treats the media as they need to be treated - as hostile to conservatives, desperate to protect their God, King, Lord and Savior Obama, and the enemy to freedom in America. And he's the only candidate to do it.
THAT is why Gingrich is doing so well. And if he wins the nomination, that'll be a huge reason why. Every candidate on the stage right now is deeply flawed. But Gingrich is the only one who shows that he understands who they need to fight.
Done? Back? Alright, here's my take:
For the past decade plus, Conservatives have been attacked by the mainstream press as stupid, terrorists, racist, ignorant, insert-insult-here, and not a single person on Capitol Hill or D.C. has said boo to it. During the last election, McCain wouldn't fight Obama when some of the worst insults were being thrown around.
We're tired of milquetoast candidates. Period.
Remember when Pawlenty wouldn't expound on his "Obamneycare" remark? Remember how fast he plummeted in the polls after he refused to expound on it at a debate?
PEOPLE! EVERYBODY KNOWS OBAMACARE IS MODELED AFTER ROMNEYCARE! EVERYBODY FUCKING KNOWS IT! THE ONLY PEOPLE IN DENIAL ARE MITT AND HIS SUPPORTERS!
So when Pawlenty had his chance to make a damn good point, and show just how damaging Romneycare is, he waffled, he sidestepped, he refused to defend himself and fight for what he had said, and in the end it was THAT singular lack of fighting instinct that killed his campaign. Which is a shame, because he did a terrific job as Governor of Minnesota. I think he could have been a great president. But if you're not willing to fight for the free market, if you're not willing to fight for conservative principals, you're going nowhere. So he went down in flames.
Now bring in Gingrich. Yeah, he's taken his jabs at the other candidates. But he's reserved the heaviest blows for Obama and his palace guards, the media. His takedown of that poofed-up punk John King? Brilliant. It effectively ended his ex-wife as a topic of debate for the night, and possibly for the election. And here is where Gingrich gets it, and the other candidates don't. If you are the Republican nominee, you are going to be attacked, day and night, by the media. The media managed to get their Marxist Messiah elected, and they will work twice has hard to get him re-elected. If you refuse to fight the Democrat Media Propaganda Complex, you are going to lose.
We're tired of candidates who sit there with a stupid grin on their face as they're savaged by a media who hates them no matter what they do. The media turned on John McCain, who was a liberal's most favorite Republican EVAR!!!!! It's not a matter of if, it's a matter of when.
Gingrich treats the media as they need to be treated - as hostile to conservatives, desperate to protect their God, King, Lord and Savior Obama, and the enemy to freedom in America. And he's the only candidate to do it.
THAT is why Gingrich is doing so well. And if he wins the nomination, that'll be a huge reason why. Every candidate on the stage right now is deeply flawed. But Gingrich is the only one who shows that he understands who they need to fight.
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