The Mrs: Hey Dave, can I borrow your camera? I want to try to take some hummingbird pictures.
Me: Sure, it's right here.
ONE WEEK LATER:
The Mrs: Hey Dave, where's your tripod?
Me: In the craft room, I think. Let me go get it.
LAST SUNDAY: Hey hon, I need my camera.
The Mrs: *snarls, grows fangs* MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Me: I'm buying a new camera.