Day by Day

Friday, October 28, 2011

Oh. Maw. Gawd.

Satire:  Dead as a doornail.


The Occupy Wall Street volunteer kitchen staff launched a “counter” revolution yesterday -- because they’re angry about working 18-hour days to provide food for “professional homeless” people and ex-cons masquerading as protesters.
For three days beginning tomorrow, the cooks will serve only brown rice and other spartan grub instead of the usual menu of organic chicken and vegetables, spaghetti bolognese, and roasted beet and sheep’s-milk-cheese salad.
They will also provide directions to local soup kitchens for the vagrants, criminals and other freeloaders who have been descending on Zuccotti Park in increasing numbers every day.

Gosh, it's almost like these people don't like it when people who don't produce anything and don't contribute anything show up and take the fruits of your labor for themselves without compensating you in any way, shape or form!

What a fucking shock.  And these brain dead fucking morons still don't get it.  Hey Flea Party!  YOU ARE THE FREELOADERS!  The way you feel about those vagrants is the way I feel about you!

And seriously - by your very own brainless, moronic chants and slogans, those vagrants and homeless are MORALLY SUPERIOR TO YOU.  They have every right to take what you have, because that is what you've been demanding for the past month!  They are following your chants and your mantras to the fucking letter, and you're bitching about it?  Really?  THEY ARE DOING WHAT YOU DEMAND THE REST OF THE COUNTRY DO IN MACRO FORM!

As an aside - organic chicken?  Dude, I can't afford organic chicken.  Don't sit there and whine about how life is so unfair when you're eating organic chicken and my family is shopping the freezerburn frozen bin finding the cheapest cuts of meat that we can cook.  No, seriously, fuck you and your organic chicken.  Roasted beet and sheeps-milk cheese?  I CAN'T AFFORD SHEEPS MILK CHEESE!  Whiny fucking snot-nosed trust-fund baby bitches!  Go fuck yourself and your protests, you worthless pieces of shit!  Over-pampered, egotistical, entitlement-minded fucking PUKES!

2 comments:

Crotalus (Dont Tread on Me) said...

Doncha just love liberals? Time and time again, they show that they're "generous" only with other people's money. When their own ox gets gored, it's a whole 'nother story!

Adrienne said...

Good one, Dave.