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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

One of you is messing with me, right?

I mean, a week ago I post about how Protein Wisdom gets all the good hate mail, and two days ago I get an email from one Ken Hoop, who tells me:

One ,most of Hussein's "atrocities" to which you refer
occured when he was a chum of the US doing our
bidding,as when he attacked Iran with our help and
even anthrax! Rumsfeld took part in this.

Two, Rumsfeld admitted two weeks ago, in his
confrontation with Ray McGovern, ex-CIA man, that
"apparently there were no WMDs in Iraq"....


And then Ken links to some anti-war website full of so much propaganda and half-truths that I can only chuckle. Oh, and Ken is insisting that Ray McGovern was a "conservative". Ken also likes to claim that he's a "Rightist".

Right. So I shoot an email back, mostly polite, expressing my opinion of Ray McGovern and the "There were no WMD's" meme. Yesterday, I get this diatribe from Ken:

You're GD right I take Ray's word over the lying
neocon Rumsfeld, of a guy who identified himself
as a Conservative Republican who was Bush Srs.
chief intelligence advosor! (McGovern)

If McGovern no longer identifies himself as a
conservative its because you guys let the
Zionist Lobby neocons take your brand over.


Did you get that? IT'S ALL THE FAULT OF THE JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!

Ken then goes on to quote Hans Blix and Scott Ritter. Scott Ritter! I guess Ken has been living in a cave for the past few years. So I email him back, expressing in the most polite terms just what I thought of his arguments. I also told him that I'd be posting whatever he sent next for our reader's amusement, and this morning I get a spittle-flecked rant in my inbox - so disjointed and raving that even excerpting it requires effort. Seriously, Ken went from pretending to be sane, to sheer lunacy in a matter of three days. For the record, Ken's responses to me are ****included in the asterisks**** and bolded, just so you can feel the psychosis rolling out of him.

Seriously, you honestly believe there's such a thing as a Zionist Lobby neocon? Please. Put the bong down. Step away from the crack. Whatever you're smoking, stop it. I'm actually getting embarassed FOR you. You're not a rightist, you're just an
anti-semite.**You're a goy puppet for Jewish racists**** There's a reason Pat Buchanan has been marginalized,****there's a reason why the US is
getting its ass whipped in Iraq,and why chickenhawks like you don't much care****
and that reason is because he's a nutcase who the networks keep around to get good soundbites from. Why bother with logic and facts when "IT'S THE JEWS' FAULT!" is so much easier, right?
***********************************************
**Perle, Wolfowitze and Feith are the chief architects of the war, as the Mearsheimer paper "THE LOBBY" reveals, foolish chickenhawkAlso Likud Party
activists**********************


Can you feel the insanity? Ken also calls me "chickenhawk", "chickyhawky", or "chickybaby" no less than six times. Apparently, along with the inability to read more than what his kool-aid making masters feed him, Ken can't do any kind of research on who he's sending email to. Ken ends his last email with this:

****IF YOU HAD ANY PERSONAL BLOOD AT RISK IN THE WAR YOU MIGHT TALK DIFFERENTLY, CHICKENHAWK PUSSY. BACK IN THE BARNYARD ,BEND OVER, LET THE REAL
HAWKS HAVE AT YA'

*****


At this point, I'm laughing so hard that I can barely see my computer screen, much less type a response! And to top it off, Ken is now sending me email links to various leftist screeds, all the while calling me chickenhawk or other seeming insults. To make it even better, he's doing it with names like "Euroman" and "tradcon". I eventually managed to stop laughing long enough to email him a response, albeit not a very polite one. I mean, to have someone calling themselves a "rightist" while hollaring "VIETNAMQUAGMIREDEFEATZIONISTCHICKENHAWKNEOCON!" is just too damn rich. And I don't know about you, but getting called a "goy puppet of Jewish racists" makes my day!

And I admit, I keep poking at him, like a kid poking at a toad with a stick. I'm wondering how much more I can get him worked up before his little tin-foil covered head explodes.

Anyways, just a little taste of what's been coming into my inbox for the past few days. Is one of you messing with me? Tim, TVE, are you getting anythink from him? Because you can't even do satire on a guy like this. How can you mock someone who debases himself past any mockery you can put out? He's so far out in Left field that you can't make anything up that would be half as funny as he already is.

Heh. It's time for some coffee. I wonder what response I'll get from him today. I'll keep everyone posted.

UPDATE: The loon actually emailed me back! And guess who he's quoting now?

JOHN MURTHA! HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

JOHN MURTHA! Oh god, my sides are killing me!

UPDATE #2: Little Kenny boy, having lost all control of his higher thinking functions (to include punctuation and control of the Caps Lock Key), has sent me what might be his final email. See if you can guess which writing is mine, and which writing is his.

ROTC grad? And?

Do you think that military service automaticly makes you conservative? That either shows me how little you know about the military, how little you THINK about the military, or both.

***NATURALLY A HYPOCRITICAL CUNT LIKE YOU WOULD BELIEVE THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH WARMONGERING OTHER PEOPLES' BLOOD AND CALLING HIMSELF 'CONSERVATIVE' PUSSYBOY/COWARD.....

Ray McGovern is the same asshat who proudly sits with Cindy Sheehan and Joe Wilson at press briefings, both outright moonbats who are also on the short list when
it comes to credibility issues. The fact that Ray McGovern calls himself a conservative doesn't mean jack squat to me,

BECAUSE YOU ALREADY DISCREDIT IT BY YOUR CONTEMPTUOUS DIREGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE,MAKING SHEEHAN ,TOO, MORE CONSERVATIVE THAN YOU,PUSSYBOY.

because he's another liar that Leftist like you trot out anytime you try to make a
quick point. It might work with the uninformed such as yourself, but against people who have actually done some reading and learning, that crap won't fly.

Hell, you called yourself a Rightist, and I've already

PROVEN YOU'VE A CONTEMPTUOUS DISREGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE AND TRUTH,AND ARE A SIGN OF AMERICAN DECADENCE WHO GIVES NOT A SHIT FOR AMERICAN BLOOD SPILLED IN A NO-WIN WAR BASED ON LIES--- BECAUSE HE WILL SPILL NOT OF IT HIMSELF,PUSSY.

that you're nothing but a lying little Leftist.

PUSSY

So pardon me if Ray McGovern's

ROTC' STAUS,MIRRORED BY SCOTT RITTER'S ROTC STATUS, MEDALS,MIRRORED BY MURTHAS WAR MEDALS
BACK IN YOUR HOLE PUSSY,

"self identification" doesn't mean anything to me.

But please, continue proving that you're an asshat. I'm getting much amusement out of it! Oh, and I love how you keep calling me a chickenhawk. It not only proves

IVE GOT YOUR NUMBER, LIMPWRISTED WARMONGER WHO RISKS NOT A DROP OF HIS OWN BLOOD
YOU HYPOCRITICAL QUEENISH COWARD.....

YOUR POSTS WILL NOW BE PROMPTLY DELETED UNTIL YOU MAIL AUTHETICATED DOCUMENTS PROVING MILITARY SERVICE,SNIVELLING LITTLE CUNTBOY


Right. What does this idiot want, my DD 214? He wouldn't know what the hell a DD 214 is, much less how to read it.

Ah well, if I get any more emails from this moron, I'll keep y'all posted. I'd apologise for taking up so much bandwidth with one of my stalkers, but I just thought it was too damn funny not to share! My fans - gotta love 'em!

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