...In other bowl news, hotel heiress Paris Hilton absolutely demolished Cuban dictator Fidel Castro at the Chlamydia Bowl by the score of 72-14. Hilton's margin of victory- 58 points- is the largest ever recorded at any douche bowl game. "I've really made great progress this year" said Hilton as she left the field. "To be more despised than a brutal murdering dictator in such a convincing fashion really says something about me and the image I've worked so hard to create..."
You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once. - Robert A. Heinlein -
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
Bowl Mania
Yes, it's bowl week. The Dick List has a round-up of this year's douche bowls. A sample:
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