When Dances are Named

Whenever you hear about a new dance, with it's own name, there are probably two things you can guarantee.

1)  It's either going to look stupid as hell.

2)  It's going to have women gyrating in such a fashion that every red-blooded male within a square mile is going to get turned on.

Here's supermodel Kate Upton demonstrating point #1:



And here's Kate Upton demonstrating point #2:



I much prefer #2.

Oh hell yes

More Whittle, please.

Yeah, I know I'm slacking

Sixteen hour days tend to do that to you.

It's funny 'cause it's TRUE!

If you used the media Obama Propaganda Department to get your news, this is what you would hear and see:

I wonder what this country would have been like if the press weren't a bunch of ball-gargling Marxist propaganda agitators.

President Surrender

Just watched the news.  Obama says that we've had "direct talks" with the Taliban, and claimed that the Taliban has a place in Afghanistan.

WHAT A GUTLESS FUCKING PIECE OF SURRENDER MONKEY SHIT!!!!!!!

Obama the worthless god-damned communist just did what EVERY FUCKING DEMOCRAT DOES.  Surrender.  Retreat.  Withdraw.

All the blood spilled in Afghanistan could end up being for nothing, thanks to that worthless fucking piece of shit Obama.  I'm so furious right now I can barely speak.

Ex-CIA Counterterrorism Chief says that Pelosi lied about Waterboarding.

Folks, at this point the only people who think that Nancy Pelosi is an honest person are so brain dead that they're pretty much terminal.  Pelosi lying is not a shock.  The fact that the media is actually reporting it, albeit three years later, is damn near making my heart stop.