One more "Caring post 'o the Day"

Just because I can.

At this point you should know that "caring" means "don't you dare click this link at work", right?

Caring post 'o the day 2

Yeah, I'm just mailing it in today....  I stole this one from the Sultan of Snooch.

It's NSFW.

Caring post 'o the day

Is not a repeat.  Just a different angle.

A NSFW angle.  So you people at work stop clicking right now.  Dirty pervs.

Busy Again

Gonna be away from my computer for the better part of a couple of days, and to be quite honest when I actually have time to sit down and relax I won't be doing it with a keyboard in front of me.  So let me load of a few things to keep people happy with the free ice cream machine we got here....

Oh, that's just awesome

"What you call privilege is me just being better than you!"



Well, yes.  Anyone who thinks that I'm "privileged" is an idiot.  I got to where I am because I'm working my ass off, and I'll continue to work my ass off until I get to where I want to go.  And then I'll work my ass off, because that's what it takes to stay there.

And I'll hopefully die an old, old happy man with no ass.



!!!!!

I want to live in a place

that has no leash laws.

I mean, you have people living in RV's, camped out at a local park, with fat old men pissing on a tree in broad daylight, but do you think the cops give a shit about them?  Hell no, because those fuckers are still there after four months or more.

The homeless guys camped out all over the area?  Not a problem, buddy!

But a clean-cut guy running with his dogs in the early morning?  OBVIOUSLY A LAW-BREAKER WHO MUST BE DEALT WITH!!!!!

Los Angeles needs to fall into the ocean and drown.  For the good of humanity.

Good God....

I knew P.J. O'Rourke could be acidic when he wants to be - this letter to the 2014 graduates of Rutgers University is like forcing them to take a bath in hydrochloric acid, and then dumping a little lemon juice on them for good measure.

You need to study history, so that it doesn’t come around again and, per Santayana, bite you in the Ukraine. You’re thinking, “Santayana—historically great guitar player.” 

You need philosophy, not the modern bull session kind but the Socratic method of “What the hell am I thinking?” And what the hell were you thinking, majoring in History of Film? At least you got to see So-crates in action in Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. 

You need literature and the arts so you can read something longer than a Beyoncé tweet and throw Bartok into the iPod mix and hear what Jay Z is up against experimenting with music.

The more I look at modern universities, the more I see indoctrination centers full of group-think and people striving to be the most special victim, because victimhood trumps accomplishment on a college campus.

I'll get my degree online, thank you.  Less victimhood bullshit, more learning.

I want this so very much

And I want to put it in my desk at work, so that when people open up the door to the upper storage cabinet they freak right the hell out.

Anyone know where I can get that?


!!!!!

There's nothing that says "Los Angeles"

Like having the electricity in your house flicker for no apparent reason.

I'm serious here, folks.  Los Angeles is just a third-world shithole that happens to be attached to the USA.  And apparently, it used to be WORSE!!!!

I can't think of any reason why someone would want to live here.