Ohio State?

Yeah. Might as well chalk them up as NCAA cham-PEENS right about now. But if the Michigan defensive players hadn't forgotten to take their brains out on the field with their bodies and get a FIFTEEN FUCKING YARD PENALTY when they had Ohio St. on the ropes, I would be singing a different tune.

Hell, I don't really give a shit about either team. I'm a Wazzu fan. And let's just say that their season isn't a highlight reel right now.

Update: Right now, it's WSU 17, Washington 21. Just... CRAP!

So, John....

How's that anti-Wal Mart campaign going, anyways?

Wal-Mart Stores Inc. said Thursday that a staff member for former Sen. John Edwards — a vocal critic of the retailer — asked his local Wal-Mart store for help in getting the potential 2008 presidential candidate a Sony PlayStation 3.

Edwards claims it was a mistake.

Right. Uh huh.

I like to call this "Instant Justice"

A guy attempting to kidnap someone shoots his own testicle off.

Sadly, with one testicle still remaining, he's not quite out of the gene pool yet. But it's a good start. Anyone this stupid shouldn't be allowed to breed.

Milton Friedman, RIP

Just in case you haven't seen it yet.

The Dimocrat's Problems

Considering that the Dimocrats are the most corrupt asshats in America, the voters who put them in power should have seen this coming. God knows people have them enough warning.

Pelosi apparently wants to prove herself as worse than mediocre before taking the gavel from Hastert. I called Murtha an unforced error on Tuesday, and the more Murtha speaks publicly, the more obvious this becomes. Murtha is almost incoherent when on camera; he makes a terrible public face for the party. Murtha's power comes from his legendary ability to maneuver pork as rewards for allies and punishment for opponents, the exact kind of politics that Democrats claimed to oppose in the midterms last week.

And then there's Alcee Hastings, the man Pelosi wants to replace Harman as Intel chair. I started writing about Hastings in June, when his name first got floated as the potential chair for this committee, and I've mentioned him a few times since. Murtha might represent old-fashioned pork politics, but Hastings actually was corrupt enough to get impeached and removed from the federal bench -- by a Democratic Congress. If Murtha was an unforced error, Hastings is an embarrassing example of Pelosi's judgment. She needs the support of the Congressional Black Caucus to get elected Speaker, and they want Hastings to succeed Harman, if Harman doesn't get the chair. Pelosi can't afford to alienate them any further after she had the audacity to ask William Jefferson to resign from his committee assignments after the FBI found $90,000 in his freezer.

All of this re-enforces the point that the Dimocrats did not win this election; the Stupid Party lost it. But now the chickens are coming home to roost for the American Socialists.

Democrats are in a bad position. They can't afford to throw Pelosi under the bus after promoting her as the first woman Speaker in American history. They can't afford to have Hastings and Murtha in leadership positions and then face the voters in 2008 who wanted reform and change. They can't afford to undermine her authority and openly campaign for the reversal of Hastings' appointment and the failure of her Murtha endorsement.

Twist in the wind, you corrupt bastards. I'll be taking aim at you for the next two years.

Now this is what I call a good idea.

When a town council respectfully suggests that all households own a handgun and learn how to use it. The actual ordinance:

“In order to provide for the emergency management of the city, and further in order to provide for and protect the safety, security and general welfare of the city and its inhabitants, it is recommended that every head of household residing in the city limits maintain a firearm, together with ammunition therefore, and obtain appropriate training relating to proper, safe and lawful handling of firearms.”

I wish all the towns in America would do this. I really do.

Huh

You paid attention during 91% of high school!

85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good show, old chap!

Do you deserve your high school diploma?
Create a Quiz

Found here.

They refuse to learn

This is the end.

WASHINGTON - Mississippi Sen. Trent Lott, ousted from the top Senate Republican leadership job four years ago because of remarks considered racially insensitive, won election to the No. 2 post Wednesday for the minority GOP in the next Congress.

Lott returned to the center of power by getting the position of vote-counting GOP whip, nosing out Sen. Lamar Alexander. Sen. Rick Santorum told reporters that Lott beat Alexander by a 25-24 vote.

The end of any support from me to the Republicans. The end of the Republicans as a national party. The end of any hope of the Republicans learning a g-d damned thing other than how to self-destruct.

I cannot believe these ignorant pieces of shit held together for as long as they did, because they've proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that they are the most worthless, money-grubbing, power-for-power's sake group of asswits, jack-offs, morons and parasites, second only to the Dimocrats. Fuck them. Fuck them all.

Stop supporting the Republicans, people. Stop sending money. Stop voting for them. Stop giving them any reason to exist as a national party, because they DO NOT REPRESENT YOU! They DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU! Cut them off, let them die. They deserve it. They are nothing more than Dimocrats dressed in RINO clothing. They need to die off so that a real conservative party can exist.

The sooner the Republican party is demolished, the sooner we can get back to putting this country back on track. Until then the Republicans are just another obstruction, part of the problem. They've just shown us that they will never be part of the solution.

LET THEM DIE!

San Fran Kills JROTC Program

Gotta love those Liberal "Values".

By the way, where is our new Speaker of the House from? Oh, right.

Pardon me, I need to go vomit at the thought of the anti-military communists who will soon be in charge of Congress.

Can't say I'm surprised

I mean, who gives a shit about valor, honor, duty, and courage at the NYT when there's Bush to be defeated and Dimocrats to support?

November 14, 2006 -- The nation's highest honor for combat valor was awarded posthumously to a U.S. Marine from upstate New York on Friday - and The New York Times didn't notice.

It was a shameful act of neglect, though not surprising in the least.

"As long as we have Marines like Cpl. [Jason] Dunham, America will never fear for her liberty," a clearly moved President Bush said at the dedication of the National Museum of the Marine Corps in Quantico, Va.

It was only the second MOH awarded in the Iraq war, and it was major news everywhere - especially in New York.

But . . . not a word in the Times

They're not anti-war, their anti-American. They work for the enemy, and do their best to demoralize the US and our allies.

We need to stop letting the moonbats define the debate, and call them what they are.

Ain't this the cutest pic?

I mean, just look!

JFKerry(D) left in the lurch by Charles Schumer (D-NY), who send (D)emocrat party operatives to illegally pull financial records on (R)epublican candidates...

'Dirty' Harry Reid(D), one of the most corrupt congressman in Washington...

Patty 'Osama Mama' Murray(D), who was featured on video in a high school telling our youth that Osama provides 'health care' and was so arrogant she refused even the token pose of returning Abramoff Money.

The "Dick" Durbin(D), who called our boys... Nazis.

What better picture of the Dimocrats could you have but those anti-American communist cluster-fucks?

Get ready for two years of my vitrol, folks. Because it ain't getting any better from where I'm sitting.

A Damn Good Question

From Jules Crittenden.

America is unique in history, a world power that spent precious blood and treasure not to subjugate but to liberate. The United States is the standard bearer of liberty, democracy and free enterprise - the greatest nation the world has ever seen.

How many times can a great nation retreat from inferior forces and remain great? If its people won’t fight for what they believe in, then of what worth are that nation’s values?

I'm praying that the Surrender-Monkey Defeatocrats don't get their wish. But I'm getting a sick feeling in my stomach every time I hear what the Defeatocrats open their mouths.

They've been screaming "VIET NAM!" for years, despite all evidence to the contrary. Now I'm afraid that they're going to turn Iraq into Viet Nam just to say that they were right. And the blood of our troops will once again be spent for no damn reason, other than to satisfy the political wishes of a corrupt, foul, anti-American group of communists and traitors known as "Democrats".

Thomas Jefferson would vomit if he saw what the Party he helped create has turned into.

Town does what Feds will not

As in, take measures to curb illegal immigration.

FARMERS BRANCH, Texas — This Dallas suburb became the first Texas city to pass tough anti-immigration measures, prompting fears they could lead to sanctioned discrimination and racism.

City Council members unanimously approved fines for landlords who rent to illegal immigrants, making English the city's official language and allowing local authorities to screen suspects in police custody to check their immigration status.

Look, to me immigration is a very simple thing. You can come to this country. You can work here. You can apply to be a citizen. But by god, you had better follow the damn laws and sign the guest book on your way in. If you can't even bother to follow the law, then I don't want you here.

LEGAL immigration is welcomed. ILLEGAL immigrants can get the hell out. And if that offends people, too damn bad.

Why, those filthy bastards!

Where's the outrage? Where's the anger? I mean, look at all the POLLUTION!

The film and television industry and associated activities make a larger contribution to air pollution in the five-county Los Angeles region than almost all five other sectors researched, according to a two-year study released Tuesday by the University of California at Los Angeles.

Although Hollywood seems environmentally conscious thanks to celebrities who lend their names to various causes, the industry created more pollution than individually produced by aerospace manufacturing, apparel, hotels and semiconductor manufacturing, the study found.

Only petroleum manufacturing belched more emissions.

Maybe Barbara Streisand or Al Gore will fly in on their private jets to condemn those nasty polluters!

Uneasing things on TV

Firstly: Michael Steele on C-SPAN, letting Donna Brazile get away with characterizing the "Haroold, call me!" commercials as race baiting. In fact he was nodding agreement.

Secondly: Howard Dean, when asked by Tim Russert what the Democrats plan to do about Iraq, said something like "Well that's up to the Commander in Chief."

Sheesh.

I have to pass this along

Because you need news like this to remind you that life isn't all bad.

On the day they buried Beecher Pierce, Nichelle Cushing stood at parade rest in a cold, pounding rain, some hundred yards from the coffin. High-top, lace-up boots slightly apart. A black beret cocked with formal precision on her hair. A small American flag pinned near the neck of her long black dress. One hand behind her back, the other gripping a 105-year-old bugle.

As Pierce's Masonic brothers concluded the rites, a gun squad of airmen in dress blue uniforms raised their rifles. Three volleys echoed across Fort Richardson National Cemetery.

Nichelle brought her boots together, shut her eyes, drew her full 5 feet and 1 inch to attention, raised the bugle to her lips and sounded the nation's final tribute to a fallen hero -- taps.

The 15-year-old Palmer High School sophomore never met Pierce, an 80-year-old widower when he died Aug. 13 in Anchorage. She only knew he was a military veteran and thus deserved to have the traditional "lights out" signal played at his funeral and to have it played by a living, breathing human being.

"I feel our servicemen should be buried with an actual bugler," she said, "not a recording."

A fifteen year old girl who taught herself to play the bugle so that she could properly honor fallen veterans.

If there's a hope for this country's future, it's in the hearts and minds of young people like her.

Found at Ace's place.