We're past three weeks in a row and working on four. I damn near bit the head off of someone in the airport last night just for standing too dang close to the baggage carousel, because I couldn't even see my bags coming around. Do we need to stand right at the edge of the carousel like cattle at a feed trough, hmm? Apparently, yes. And people also need to stand in the aisles, re-assembling their crap that they could have been re-assembling for ten minutes while the plane was taxiing to the gate, but no, that would have been to hard, so let's be mouth-breathers and hold everyone up while you rediscover basic motor control. It's not like I've been cramped in this fucking sardine can for three and half hours. I certainly don't need to use the latrine at all, no. Just go ahead and take your time in the middle of the aisle. Everybody else appreciates it!
Gah. I bit my tongue so hard last night, on so many occasions, that I might not be able to talk today.
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I'm the second kind of people.
I think 99% of Alaska is the second kind of people.
Yeah, and we're running outta places. I fully blame the overblown, over dramatized, nowhere-near-reality reality shows from TV and the Intertubes. Welcome to Alaska. Now go home.
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