You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once. - Robert A. Heinlein -
Now, now! Real commies drive stick, 'cause their factories can't make automatic transmissions.
It's a scientific fact that 9 out of 10 commies drive an auto. The other two are just pretending to be commies in order to score hippy chicks. Plus, 5 out of 4 statistics are made up on the spot.
There is also the fact that you cannot push-start a car with an automatic transmission.
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Now, now! Real commies drive stick, 'cause their factories can't make automatic transmissions.
It's a scientific fact that 9 out of 10 commies drive an auto. The other two are just pretending to be commies in order to score hippy chicks. Plus, 5 out of 4 statistics are made up on the spot.
There is also the fact that you cannot push-start a car with an automatic transmission.
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