on 210, who decided that not only are turn signals not necessary, but that looking to see if the road is clear doesn't need to happen either:
Had I been driving my old truck instead of riding my motorcycle, I wouldn't have yielded the road. I would have let you hit me, spun you into the wall, and drove away laughing at your dumb ass. As it is, I do hope you could lip-read what I was saying in your rear-view mirror, because I meant every word of it, especially the part about you having a tiny dick and an even smaller brain. Maybe if you pulled your head out of your ass you'd be able to drive like a normal human being instead of a slack-jawed fuckwit.
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To the halfwit skank in the Honda Crax. I hope it hurt when I signalled "Hi" with my air horn and you shoved your lipstick up your nose this morning while weaving across two lanes of I-5 South of Everett this morning. Get up half an hour earlier and you won't need to apply your war paint in traffic.
Gerry N.
HAAAAAAA! I almost spit my cigar out laughing at that!
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