Dear Colin Kaepernick

You make millions and millions of dollars to play a game.  Well, "play" might be too much of a stretch for your spastic attempts to throw a ball to open receivers, but still, you are getting paid millions and millions of dollars to sit on a bench, holding a clip-board while actual quarterbacks make the throws which you cannot.

This is the only country in the world in which you can get paid millions and millions of dollars to ride pine, so naturally I understand why you would want to sit down on that bench.  But when you sit on that bench during the NATIONAL ANTHEM and then snivel out this kind of crap:

I am not going to stand up to show pride in a flag for a country that oppresses Black people and people of color. To me, this is bigger than football and it would be selfish on my part to look the other way. There are bodies in the street and people getting paid leave and getting away with murder. ...

So, why don't you take a stroll into the South Side of Chicago and see who's getting away with murder, you over-paid tackling dummy?  Hint:  It ain't the cops.  Why don't you walk through Detroit and see who's getting away with murder, you slack-jawed excuse for an athlete?  Hint:  It ain't the cops.  Why don't you walk around Baltimore and see who's getting away with murder?  Hint:  It ain't the cops.

And more importantly, if you think this country is so awful and bad and hateful and stuff, why don't you take your over-paid idiotic ass to other countries around the world and take a gander at the sheer level of racism and hatred that goes on, every single day, in countries full of black people.  I would suggest you take a vacation in the Congo, and then maybe Somalia, head to the Sudan, and finish up somewhere in the Arabian peninsula.  That way, if you're not killed in one of the former countries, you'll be enslaved in the latter.  Because America is RACISS dontchaknow.

This wildly over-valued jackass needs to be sent packing by the 49ers.

No, wait, as a Seattle fan I say keep him there.  He can suck up millions of dollars for doing nothing and drag San Fransicko's reputation even further down into the mud.  It's a win-win!