OBAMA LIED, THE ECONOMY DIED!

You like that? I stole it from her.

BUT ANYWAYS: Just take a look at this CNN article, which tries as hard as it can to do it's usual propaganda organ job for the Teleprompter Jesus, but can't manage to conceal the sheer amount of FAIL that is coming from the Oval Office.

The president maintained that earmarks can serve a useful purpose, but he said it is time for Congress and the White House to embrace a new set of guiding principles.

His remarks came the day after the Senate passed a $410 billion spending bill that included nearly 9,000 earmarks, which are projects designed to benefit individual legislators' districts.

The earmarks in the spending bill are worth nearly $8 billion. Many critics have deemed them as wasteful, and some observers have questioned Obama's pledge to end such spending.

Some lawmakers urged Obama to veto the bill -- saying it goes against the president's campaign pledge.

Goes against the President's campaign pledge? Really? You mean, when he was walking around talking about how he wouldn't allow any earmarks, people actually BELIEVED HIM? Wow.

Here's the deal, all you O-bots. All you members of the Obamanation. You bought it. You got suckered. You got lied to, and despite the millions of people warning you that your Liberal Lord and Messiah couldn't be trusted any further than the El could take him, you deliberately ignored every single warning and voted for the most liberal Senator in the US Congress.

Congratulations. All you mindless O-bots confirmed that style matters, and substance doesn't.

So now Teleprompter Jesus is breaking all the promises he made in order to get you to vote for him, and people are just shocked, SHOCKED that a liberal member of the Democrat American Communist Party would break their sacred vow that they made on the campaign trail.

(this is me, rolling my eyes at you)

This election helped show me that there's no real use in talking to the millions of brainless twats who voted that pompus windbag into office. I'm just stockpiling ammo, and hoping I don't have to use it. Maybe when the breakdown occurs, we can just watch all the liberals starve to death, waiting for someone else to show up and save them, while the conservatives go about living life and getting things done.

And for the record - all you Republican Stupid Party members with earmarks attached to the Spendulus Bill? Those eight Republican Supid Party members who voted FOR the Spendulus Bill? Fuck you, you spineless, gutless, RINOs. Fuck you with a barb-wire wrapped fencepost. Why don't you actually stand up and get a little spine for once, you money-grubbing fuckwits? Why don't you actually show the PRINCIPALS that the Republican Party is supposed to espouse, you fucking elitist pieces of shit? Why don't you actually try to HELP your side get re-elected, instead of rolling in the trough trying to get as much for yourself as you can like some communist shitheel Democrat?

Gah. I'm off to the shower.