Somebody please shoot me

The Army internet network in Puerto Rico sucks. Bank of America sucks. The BoA phone tree, which sure has hell doesn't even give me the option of talking to a real live person sucks. And their website sucks even harder. I've never seen anything so blatantly designed to gain new customers while pissing off existing customers.

The government travel card sucks. DFAS Indianapolis sucks. Windoze Vista sucks huge dead donkey dick. And if you've never had an experience with any of the above named things, just count yourself lucky.


UPDATE: John Edwards sucks so damn hard he could make a million dollars in a Vegas strip club.

"I think Americans are actually willing to sacrifice," Edwards said Tuesday during a forum held by the International Association of Machinists and Aerospace Workers. "One of the things they should be asked to do is drive more fuel efficient vehicles."

The former North Carolina senator was asked specifically if he would tell them to give up their SUVs, he said, "Yes."

Hey Dickhead.... can I call you Dickhead? Hey Dickhead - STOP LIVING IN A MASSIVE FUCKING AIR CONDITIONED MANSION, STOP DRIVING AROUND IN A FUCKING LIMO, STOP USING PRIVATE JETS TO FLY AROUND THIS COUNTRY, AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE I'LL LISTEN TO YOUR STUPID FUCKING BULLSHIT! UNTIL THAT TIME, SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU GOT-DAMNED HYPOCRITICAL, SLIMY, SLEAZY, SHITTY LITTLE FUCKING GIRLY-MAN!

The house I live in could fit into ONE of his mansion's rooms, and he wants ME to stop driving an SUV? Hell, I don't even OWN an SUV, but I'm about to go out and buy one, just to tell that whimpy little shit to go fuck himself!

Do you notice that the people who are telling Americans to stop doing things ("STOP DRIVING SUV'S! STOP USING TOILET PAPER! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!") are the very same worthless motherfuckers who use more natural resources in a fucking MONTH than we do ALL DAMN YEAR LONG! But oh, it's we who need to stop using up the earth's precious resources? Maybe when the people hysterically shrieking that we need to stop using up gas actually STOP USING UP GAS AT AN ASTOUNDING RATE, then I'll start thinking that they're serious. Until then, their actions prove that they're nothing but a bunch of fucking liars, worthless cockgoblins, hypocritical pieces of amphibian shit who would better serve the earth as fertilizer than as oxygen thieves.

Edwards was clearly popular with the group, several times drawing standing ovations, including once when he said weapons and equipment used by America's military needs to be made in the United States. He said now tanks and ammunition for M16 rifles are being made in other countries.

"If your tax dollars are being used to produce the products that keep America safe, that provide defense for the American people, those jobs should remain in the United States of America," Edwards said.

Hey Dickhead - who does the appropriations funding for the military? Who sets up the final contracts for the military? THE WORTHLESS CRAP WEASELS IN CONGRESS, THAT'S WHO! THE CONGRESS YOU WERE A PART OF UNTIL THE PEOPLE IN YOUR STATE GOT SMART AND KICKED YOUR WORTHLESS, STUPID, HAIRSPRAY-COVERED ASS TO THE CURB!

You HAD your chance Dickhead! NOW GO FUCK OFF AND LET THE ADULTS WORRY ABOUT THE COUNTRY!

God help us if any one of the Democrat American Communist Party gets elected to be president. You can just write the USA off as a world power in any way shape or form if that happens. I wouldn't trust any one of the Democrat Communists in any office higher than local dog-catcher. And even then, I'd only allow that if they were tacked with a microchip so we could make sure they didn't approach any schools or places where children congregate.

UPDATE TO THE UPDATE: HEY DICKHEAD! BRECK GIRL! SILKY PONY! YOU CRAPTASTIC LUMP OF MENTALLY RETARDED PROTOPLASM!

YOU FIRST!

Go take a look at that photo! That's his palace, with at least four SUV's circled. How many more would we find if they weren't blocked by trees?

What a shitty little asshat!