Mitch McConnell finally retiring?

 I'll believe it when I see it.  Parasites never let go until they're pulled off or they're dead.

On March 8, while attending a Senate Leadership Fund dinner event at the Waldorf Astoria (formerly the Trump Hotel) in Washington, D.C., Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell took a fall that resulted in a concussion, and he’s remained out of the public eye ever since. Now, there are whispers that he might not be fit to return to the Senate and is preparing for retirement.

Sources tell The Spectator that Senate Republicans are preparing for an imminent leadership vote. “Multiple sources confirm that Senators John Barrasso of North Dakota, John Cornyn of Texas and John Thune of South Dakota are actively reaching out to fellow Republican senators in efforts to prepare for an anticipated leadership vote,” the report discloses, “a vote that would occur upon announcement that McConnell would be retiring from his duties as leader, and presumably the Senate itself.”

The time for Mitch the Bitch to leave was a long time ago.  He's held on long past his expiration date, although to be fair it's hard to shill for foreign nations if you're not actually there.  It's hard to calculate the damage that Mitch McConnell has done to America.  The open borders, the backstabbing his own voters time and time again, running off actual conservative candidates, blatantly insulting people who put the GOP in power and then doing fuck all for the when he was Senate Majority Leader.  "But DAVE, what about the JUDGES!?!?!"  OK, he got Trump's judicial picks pushed through while blocking Merrick Garland.  Dude, if you're the Senate Majority Leader, that's the bare fucking minimum you were supposed to do!  So we got judges, and Mitch the Bitch was letting Chuck Schumer figuratively fuck him up the ass on every other single issue.

Nope.  Sorry.  When Chuck Schumer gets whatever his shriveled, anti-American heart wants when the GOP is in charge, that's not good enough. 

The only thing making me cringe even harder is who the GOP is going to pick to replace the two-faced shitbag.  Because looking at the three names listed, the only one I don't know is Barrasso.  Cornyn and Thune are two-faced, backstabbing shitbags just like McConnell is.