The bug-eyed, fish-faced, worthless prog-nazi bitch of Chicago is out

 D'ya mean to tell me that Chicago actually got it right for once?

Well, as right as they can get it, given that the entire city is a corrupt shithole full of idiots, assholes and subjugated peasants.  I can remember having to to business when I was stationed at Ft. McCoy.  Never again.  There's not a single reason for me to ever go back to that cesspool.  I call it "Mordor".  It certainly has potholes as deep as Mordor, despite the absolute fuckton of tolls people have to pay on I-90.