We've known this for a long time. Of course we have.
Mitch the Bitch McConnell needs to just go the fuck away. Leave. That's not a double chin that he's sporting, that's the sack that stores all of the semen from the Democrats he's sucked off during his time in Congress. Kinda like a hamster's cheeks, only it comes with a set of kneepads so he can service Chuck Schumer while Schumer is demanding the censorship of videos that ruin the Democrat party narrative.
Mitch the Bitch McConnell is one of the reasons I'm not a Republican. The last fund-raising letter I got from the RNC was when McConnell and John "I'm a fucking crybaby shitbag" Boehner were in charge. I took a sharpie and wrote "NOT A FUCKING DIME UNTIL BOEHNER AND MCCONNELL ARE GONE". It was worth the cost of a stamp to send them that message. That was while I was stuck in Lost Angeles, so.... probably the run-up to the 2012 election. Maybe the 2014 midterms.
Funny enough, I never got another fund-raising letter from them.
And McConnell is still in charge, so they still wouldn't get a fucking dime from me.
Bitch McConnell or Mitt McConnell seem to be pretty appropriate. The reality is there are only (slightly separated) right and left wings of the Uniparty. The reality, as Frank Zappa noted, is we should all register to vote because, who knows, one day they may offer us a choice.
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