Monday, August 01, 2022

Just a reminder of how the government sucks

 When they raise the hue and cry over monkeypox, if you're not a gay man going to orgies the chances of you contracting monkeypox is essentially zero.

NBC News reported on a study in the New England Journal of Medicine that, “The global monkeypox outbreak is primarily being driven by sex between men, according to the first major peer-reviewed paper to analyze a large set of cases of the virus.”

In fact, 95 percent of cases were traced to back to gay sex, and the other 5 percent featured someone who lied. 

OK, I have no basis for that last part, other than a sinking suspicion. 

But telling gay men to stop allowing random strangers to fuck them up the ass is just a bridge too far for the government to cross.  I'm sorry that's so crude, but it's the truth.  Stop going to orgies.  Stop having sex with random, anonymous men.  Just stop it, and you won't get monkeypox.

I guess that's just asking too much for gay men.

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous1/8/22 19:54

    if every had sex according to God's Word there would be no sexual diseases.

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  2. I don't care if you do it missionary or doggy-style, but do it with the one person in your life you know you're staying with. Random sex at gay orgies never produces good results.

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