The obligatory Andrew Cuomo post

 He's a slimy piece of dog shit who can't keep his hands to himself.  But I'm willing to bet that's the least of his crimes.

“This is a sad day for New York because independent investigators have concluded that Governor Cuomo sexually harassed multiple women and, in doing so, broke the law,” James said in a prepared statement.

She added, “I am grateful to all the women who came forward to tell their stories in painstaking detail, enabling investigators to get the truth. No man — no matter how powerful — can be allowed to harass women or violate our human rights laws, period.”

Here's the deal, folks - everybody knew Cuomo was doing this, but they kept their mouths shut because Cuomo is political royalty in New York, especially with his mob boss daddy having been governor previously.  You couldn't speak out against Cuomo without getting whacked, either metaphorically or literally.  So Cuomo, the only-slightly-more-intelligent goon brother, did whatever the hell he wanted, said whatever the hell he wanted, and EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DEMOCRAT IN NEW FUCKING YORK LET HIM DO IT.

You can't indict Cuomo without indicting all the New Fucking York Democrats, which is why they've stayed silent for so long, and why the focus of this investigation is so narrow and accomplished so little.  If this report came out on say....  Ron DeSantis, do you really think the DA would be throwing up her hands and saying "Like, OMG, he broke the law, but like we're totally not bringing any charges!  But like, the women can totally bring civil suits because that's TOTES SWEET and like stuff!"  Hell no, if this were DeSantis he'd be in handcuffs and escorted out of the governor's mansion.

But if they do that to Cuomo, they're going down with him.  And they know it.  So they're going to do the bare minimum they have to do to save their political careers from getting whacked.  And the media, who were calling themselves "Cuomosexuals" all last year, are running damage control both for Cuomo and themselves.

All this to say, I doubt Cuomo is going anywhere.  There will be calls for "IMPEACH" from a few folks, but that fucking mob boss ain't going nowhere,  If he actually gets removed from office, I'll be pleasantly surprised.  He's got too much dirt on too many people, and they all know he can take them down.  I hope New York Fucking City enjoys the shitshow of THEIR governor being exposed while they flash their mandatory vaccine passports around.  

Remember, if the Cuomo twits didn't have a mob boss daddy, they'd be nothing more than a couple of thugs, selling dope and breaking kneecaps in a back alley in some borough.  They're not that smart.  They're just connected.  Mario Cuomo was smart and connected.  His sons are dumber than dog-shit, but connected.  I shudder to think of what kind of idiots Fredo and his big brother have produced.