Here's a good example of why the magic face diapers of submission don't work

Folks, the reason doctors wear masks is two-fold.  One, they prevent BACTERIAL infection.  Bacteria are much larger than a virus.  Two, they help cover the doctor if the patient gets all squirty.  Ask any ER nurse, and they've had "squirty" patients. 

The magic face diapers of submission to not do a DAMN THING to prevent a virus.

Stop wearing them.  Wash your hands.  Wash your hands again.  Use paper towels to open the doors of public restrooms.  I use hand sanitizer to wipe down any public surface I'm going to be using for eating.  Hell, Purel makes antiseptic wipes, use those. 

But the masks?  It's bullshit.