The father of a coke-snorting stripper-impregnator came in FIFTH in New Hampshire

Oh, and he's been a member of Washington D.C. longer than I've been alive, but he'll fix all your problems.  Really.  Or not, since he's in single digits.

Joe Biden skeedaddled to South Carolina, his "black wall" of black voters, supposedly.  But he's an unlikable asshole, so no matter how many black voters vote for him in S.C., his campaign is pretty much toast at this point.  He's spent so much time getting his ass kissed in Washington D.C. that getting challenged on ANYTHING gets under his skin.  Hence his calling a lady asking a simple question a "lying dog-faced pony-soldier".

Seriously, at that point, he should have been done and over.  But the media is looking at Bernie Sanders coming down on them like a freight train and the DNC is tied to the tracks, and they're desperately trying to make Joe Biden into a thing again.  Sanders isn't just a disaster waiting to happen to this country, he's a disaster for the DNC.  With him at the top of the ticket shouting at clouds and promising free puppies that everyone else will pay for, he'll suck up plenty of votes from San FranFreakShow and New York City (currently the home of Comrade Willhelm, aka Bill DeBlasio) but voters in a lot of purple states are going to run away from him like he's Satan himself.  And the DNC knows it.  But the DNC has been sucking commie cock for so long that they can't just toss him aside without losing half their voting base.  Hell, the commies ARE the DNC, and everybody knows it.  Nancy Pelosi holds the title of Speaker of the House, but she's just a sundowning alcoholic at this point.  The real power is held by A.O.C. and the squad, as proven by the Democrat's headlong fling into the shampeachment.  Nancy didn't want that.  Even her wine-soaked, botox-paralyzed brain knew that shampeachment was a bad idea.  But A.O.C. and her crew wanted it, so they got it, because Pelosi is nothing but a washed-up commie desperately trying to hold on to her power and the millions of dollars her corruption brings her, so she caved.

Howdya like THEM apples, Nancy?

Lie-a-watha finished fourth, just a few points ahead of Creepy Joe.  Petey Butt-plug finished second, but we'll see how he does in the South.  I'd say there's no way in hell the USA would elect an inexperienced homosexual child of communists and Marxists who was raised in an environment soaked in America hatred, but we already did.  He just happened to be black, so that got the vote of the black community.

Get out and vote.  Remember, Trump doesn't just have to beat the Democrat who's running, he also has to beat the massive amounts of voter fraud that will be going on.  The Democrats got caught with their pants down in 2016 when they thought they had the election won, so they didn't push as hard on the fraud as they could have.  They won't make that mistake again.