Saturday, July 22, 2017

Here's how the dialog went

Me:  I'm not a Southern man.  Too hot.  Want to move up North.

US Army:  LOLROFL HOLD MY BEER!

Me:  What?

Sergeant Major:  Dave, we need you to move.

Me:  What?

Sergeant Major:  We have a position in a command coming empty, and you have to fill it.

Me:  What?

Sergeant Major:  It's in Mississippi.

US Army:  HAHAHAHAHAHAMOVEUPNORTHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Me:  ^%$#^&*!!!!  %$#@*(^%!!!!!  ^&%^$%#$@#!!!!!!

Dammit, I haven't even gotten around to all the good things about Richmond yet!

Ah well, this is the life I signed up for.
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5 comments:

  1. swarren22/7/17 03:20

    Shelby?

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  2. Ragin' Dave22/7/17 07:23

    Nope. Vicksburg. Although Shelby isn't a bad gig.

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  3. p222/7/17 10:06

    didnt you just pcs to virginia? thought conus assignments were 3 year controlled.....

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  4. Ragin' Dave22/7/17 14:11

    Yep. By the time I move I still won't have two years here. But my particular situation means I'm in a small group, and when one person moves, a bunch of us have to move.

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  5. scottW23/7/17 02:33

    Vicksburg not bad...I am about 1.5 hours away, down towards Shelby.... Not as good as Hattiesburg but far better than the shithole we call Hinds county.....

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