Californicated

My home state of Idaho has had it's share of mentally diseased, smug, short-bus-riding, know-nothing, blathering, idiotic fuckwits move to it.  We call them Californians.  Now, some Californians who move to Idaho recognize that the reason they moved to Idaho was because it wasn't California, and they appreciate that.  They normally come from the Central Valley, or out in the high desert, and they're aware of who, what, and why they moved.  But the vast majority of the clueless, fuck-witted, asshatted sheeple, like the folks who infest Los Angeles and San Francisco, move up to Idaho and try to turn it into California, because they like, totally understand what us poor rubes need!  We should totally do things the way they were done in the place I like, totally had to leave because of the crime rate and cost of living, dude!  And so they Californicate the state, ruining it for future generations.  These Californians are like cancer; they grow around you un-noticed, until it's too late, and you die.

I'm willing to bet that Sally Boynton Brown is a Californicator, trying to destroy Idaho from the inside out.

Sally Boynton Brown, a white woman running for chair of the Democratic National Committee, said Monday that if she is chosen to lead the party her job will be to “shut other white people down.” 

“My job is to shut other white people down when they want to interrupt,” Brown said during a DNC candidate forum. 

Brown, the executive director of the Idaho Democratic Committee, is running for the chair position against six other candidates, including three African-American candidates and one Hispanic, former Labor Secretary Tom Perez. 

“My job is to shut other white people down when they want to say, ‘oh, no, I’m not prejudice; I’m a Democrat; I’m accepting,'” Brown bellowed during the forum, which was hosted by MSNBC’s Joy Reid.

And if by some horrible chance she was born and raised in Idaho, I will still have to blame the Californicators for raising up someone so stupid, so racist, so blitheringly idiotic, and allowing her to represent my state.

Shut down other white people indeed.  Try shutting me down, you cranially constipated cow.