Sunday, June 21, 2015

I have done 24 of these 25 things

And the only reason it's not all 25 is because we didn't have snakes in rivers to throw rocks at.

I would add in:

26.  Jumping from a cliff into a lake or pond.
27.  Sprinting through a field while a bull tried to catch you and stomp a mud-hole in your ass.
28.  Learning how to pour a perfect cup of beer at age 5.
29.  Bareback horse riding.  No bridle either.

3 comments:

  1. You would throw rocks at snakes in rivers??? NOOOOOO!!!!!!

    Okay, I'll fess up. I like snakes. Got 3 as pets.

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  2. Drumwaster21/6/15 22:09

    I never threw rocks at snakes in rivers, but I did shoot BB guns at tarantulas and cicadas. Other than that, I had a clean sweep.

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  3. I'm assuming their talking about poisonous snakes like copperheads and the like. I'd catch garter snakes all the time, but I never did 'em any harm. They ate the pests around the house. I'd just let 'em go somewhere near the barn so they could do their thing.

    Oh, and I forgot to add to the list - bottle rocket fights. Yes, shooting bottle rockets at each other over the 4th of July weekend. Dixie Whistlers were the worst to get hit with.

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