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Friday, October 11, 2013
A little Catholic Humor
Two Irish nuns were sitting at traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside of them. "Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks. The Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculata, "I don't think they know who we are - show them your cross." So Sister Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Screw off ye little fookin wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!" Sister Immaculata looks back at the Mother Superior and asks, "Was that cross enough?"
Father O'Houlihan and Bishop Murphy are on a long plane flight when the Bishop starts working on a crossword puzzle. After a few minutes, he asks, "Father O'Houlihan, what's a four-letter word for 'woman' that ends in U-N-T?"
ReplyDeleteThe Father ponders for a moment, and replies, "I believe that would be 'aunt', Your Excellency."
The Bishop replies, "Thank you. Have you got an eraser?"