Things what make me wish I wasn't part of humanity

As related by Tam:

Using the only available hammer they had for pounding this particular nail, they threw down with their Glocks and put paid to the bovine road hazards.

Unfortunately for the po-po, a tourist from Ontario captured it on video, which subsequently triggered a stampede of internet opprobrium.

Lucille Cloutier, who took the video while on vacation from Ontario, said that she would have expected the officers to have used tranquilizers rather than shooting the cows dead.

Sure! Or maybe they could have used those net guns like they had in Jurassic Park 2! No, no, wait! Maybe they could have shot the gun out of the cow's hoof! Because heaven knows we wouldn't want to cause the cow any harm on its way to the slaughterhouse, you cretin!

Ugh. How far we have come from our pastoral roots...

I have come to the conclusion that a vast majority of humanity is too fucking stupid to live, and if it weren't for the massive transfer of wealth and materials from the productive class to the non-productive class, civilization as we know it would cease to exist in less than a month.

And you know what?  I would prefer it that way.  Let the non-productive class rot, eat itself, and fucking die.  I wouldn't shed a tear.