Rand Paul detained by the TSA

For an "anomaly in the body scan".

You know, I would say "if this doesn't show just what a fucking joke the TSA is, I don't know what can", but we've already seen the former VP of the United States get pulled aside and have his Underoos searched by hand just because he drew the lucky number.  And as much as I would love to see Algore get anal probed with a cattle prod, there is absolutely no way in hell that he's going to blow up or hijack a plane.  Ain't.  Gonna.  Happen.  So to treat him as a potential terrorist is not only a waste of time and resources, it proves just how little the TSA is actually doing to keep us safe.

Same with this.  There was an "anomaly?'  Dude, he's a friggin' SENATOR!  HE IS NOT A TERRORIST!  HE WILL NOT BLOW UP A PLANE!  HE WILL NOT HIJACK A PLANE!  And the people in charge of making decisions like this at the TSA need to be fired! 

No, scratch that.  The TSA needs to be disbanded, and all security work needs to be returned to the private sector, not some unfire-able government douchbag who gets their jollies off of grabbing my balls in public.