Every time I hear some souped-up vehicle pumping out that electronic crap modernly known as "bass", making everything rattle within a five block area, the first thought through my mind every time is "Gee, nice stereo system. Sorry to hear about your tiny dick!"
Folks, driving around blasting electric noise is not cool. It ain't music. And you'll be deaf when you're 40, which is something I'm desperately trying to avoid given my past and my current occupation. But hey, when you're yelling at your grandkids because you can't hear them, you can take comfort in the fact that for a while in your youth, you thought you were "cool" because you managed to rattle your doorframes with noise.
Yay. Fuggin' morons.
""Gee, nice stereo system. Sorry to hear about your tiny dick!"
ReplyDeleteBwaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa...
My kid, Arne used to signal to the fuggin' maroons with the 75000 watt stereos blasting crap to jack up the sound. They usually did, at which time Arne would grin at me and say "Ain't it cool to go deaf?" Not all kids are terminally stupid.
ReplyDeleteGerry N.
Yep. I know of medical folks who see people in their thirties for hearing loss. The one factor? They pump "bass" at jacked up levels in their cars. Buh bye eardrums.
ReplyDeleteGot one of those little bastards that drives past around 2000 hrs 4-5 nights a week when the weather is good. One of those little Japanese cars with a muffler that sounds like an extended fart. Which makes for a an interesting auditory experience when he accelerates past the house. I'm still deciding if a paintball gun should be on the purchase list before nice weather arrives.
ReplyDeleteYa think the folks that drive around blasting that crap will be raising their kids or grandkids?
ReplyDeleteI don't. I'll bet you dollars to donuts the kids get raised by a single mom whose financial support is US taxpayers...