Saturday, November 27, 2010

Boise State

lost last night.  No, that doesn't make me happy.  And I know a certain ass-hatted fuckstick out of Ohio who's probably running around to all of his friends and going "SEE!  SEE!  I TOLD YOU!"  Of course, that certain ass-hatted fuckstick would shit himself silly if he saw BSU on the schedule for his precious team, which is why that certain ass-hatted fuckstick has not and will not schedule BSU ever.  Ever, ever, ever, even after BSU put out the offer that they'll play anyone, anytime, on the other teams field, and not require a reciprocal trip to Boise.

So Boise State lost to 19th ranked Nevada last night in overtime.  The usual people who hate any non-automatic BCS bid conference are all going to be twittering into their mocha-frapa-cumma-latea and talking about how they all just KNEW that BSU didn't belong in the BCS championship game.  However, in the years between losses that BSU has gone through, they have beaten-

in 2010:
#24 ranked Oregon State
#10 ranked Virginia Tech.

In 2009:
#4 Texas Christian University
#16 Oregon

in 2008, they beat #17 Oregon before losing to #11 TCU in the Pointsetta Bowl.  You have to go back to the bowl season of 2008 to find their last loss.  In the meantime, they've beaten, until last night, every ranked team they've played, plus a whole host of other teams.  And the Ohio State Nutsack wants to badmouth BSU and TCU?

Of course, this could all be settled if the Ohio State Nutless Wonders would schedule BSU for a game.  Any time, any where.  Like BSU has asked all over the country.  But the Ohio State Quivering Bitches ain't gonna do it, because they know, just like Oklahoma knows, just like Oregon knows, just like anyone who's played BSU knows - Boise State belongs on the big stage.  And unlike several major schools such as the Ohio State Ball-Sniffers, Boise State has done it with class and dignity.

So last night BSU lost to a ranked opponent.  As I currently live in Wisconsin right now, let me remind the Ohio State Bedwetters that they got their dick stomped by the Badgers earlier this year.  So just like Boise State, the Ohio State Crybabies lost to a ranked opponent.

And so now, even though I'll still root for BSU, I'm going to be pulling hard for TCU to upend the BSC bandwagon this year, just to listen to the howling screams coming from the automatic qualifying conferences.  Like the Ohio State Mouth Breathers.

2 comments:

  1. Dave, any school can have a dynasty going. All it takes is a good AD, a good head coach, and some dollars for the program.

    Boise State has a decent dynasty going now, but a few years ago, so did Fresno State. Fresno State isn't a power school now, but the same arguments to "elevate" them were made back in their heyday.

    The question to answer is: when does a dynasty become permanent, and no one, not even USC, can answer that. Enormous State University (OH State) certainly can't, they've had a few less-than-perfect years in a row now.

    My Ducks are probably going to play for the national title this year, and that's fine, but I wouldn't call them a dynasty just yet. Maybe if they stay top-3 for three years, but not now.

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  2. It's not just the Ohio State Snivillers that have me grousing. It's the entire BCS system, and the conferences that have automatic bids putting their noses in the air over any teams from those OTHER conferences. Ohio State would get trounced in the Pac-10 most years. And for all of this douchenozzle's talk, he's still not scheduling BSU for a game.

    I'll grant that Ohio State plays a much harder non-conference schedule than teams like Florida, or Alabama, or Texas. But the list of "top" teams lining up to play BSU is so small that BSU is changing conferences in order to get more "top" games.

    They may not be a dynasty, but they deserve a hell of a lot more respect than they're getting from teams in the big automatic qualifying conferences.

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