Secure that chain

Seems like the Teleprompter Jesus ain't quite the draw he used to be.  Secure that chain, buckos.  Tie the Democrat American Communist Party to the Teleprompter Jesus in ways that can't be dislodged.  He's their leader, make them own him.  He's the Liberal Lord and Messiah, and every last piece of shit Donk in office needs to be carrying Obama around on their back come election time.

Don't let them run away from what they've created.  They are responsible for their Socialist Savior.  Hold them to that responsibility.