All you brain-dead fucktards to like to ride my ass when I'm doing 60? Yes, I'm slowing down. And I'll keep slowing down until you either go around me or GET OFF MY ASS. And yes, I'm going to be flipping you off and telling you to go fuck yourself as you pass me. Why? Because it's obvious that you don't have clue one about how to drive, and I want you to GET that clue. Two seconds of following distance, folks. Not half a second.
You miserable pricks had just better be glad I'm not in PR any more. Otherwise I'd be putting my trailer hitch through your radiator. And then when you tried to shoot around me all pissed off, I'd do a PIT maneuver on you. But this state currently frowns on those sorts of things.
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