Dean's Bike-Path to Heaven

Allahpundit notes Dean is again Holier-then-though:

Pope Dean-o: Democratic Party believes “there are no bars to heaven for anybody”

Why did this numbnuts frame the issue in terms of the Republican versus Democratic Parties when he’s really making a point about Christian doctrine? Might it have something to do with the left’s newfound interest in wooing religious voters?

I’d be more impressed if Mr. Bike-Path to Heaven didn’t believe in accelerants for Jews.
Dean’s Prayer:

Our Society, who art in Washington, hallowed be thy bike-path.
Thy Taxes come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in our delusions.
Give us this day our welfare state.
Forgive us our fabrications, as we refuse to forgive those who we imagine lie against us.
And lead us not into rational thought, but deliver us from the Republicans. A-persons.

Cross Posted at DANEgerus