There's this thingy on the intarweb

Called the Autorantic Virtual Moonbat. (The insane left-wing robot who hates you!) You can see it over at the Grouchy Old Cripple's place, on the left hand sidebar. You push a button, and it'll spout out a phrase like "If you aren't furious about the imperialism of this Boy King, then you are a Rechimplicker goon of Laura Bush. Capitalists!!! Defense of Marriage Act, indeed!!!"

What makes it so damn funny is that it sounds just like the moonbats. It's only funny because it's TRUE, right?

Ladies and Gentlemen, I'll let Sondra K take over from here. Just look at the stunning brainlessness, and remember that these people supposedly are Americans.