Follow the Bouncing Bulls**t

OK, so follow along here: If you're Pat Robertson, and you claim that Ariel Sharon had a stroke because God was striking him down for splitting up the Holy Land, then you are officially a raving nutcase.


But what happens if you say:

As we think about rebuilding New Orleans, surely God is mad at America. He sent us hurricane after hurricane after hurricane, and it's destroyed and put stress on this country. Surely he’s not approval (sic) of us being in Iraq under false pretenses. But surely he is upset at black America also.”

...and you're a black, Democrat mayor? In the most corrupt city in America? In the most corrupt state of America?

Well then, you're just hunky-dory with the worthless hypocritical shitstains known as the Democrat party!

And by the way, if you're a corrupt, black, Democrat mayor, it's also just fine for you to define a city by the color of it's inhabitants.

MAYOR RAY NAGIN: We as black people, it’s time, it’s time for us to come together. It’s time for us to rebuild a New Orleans, the one that should be a chocolate New Orleans and I don’t care what people are saying uptown or wherever they are, this city will be chocolate at the end of the day.

So not only is he corrupt and an idiot (but he's a Democrat, so we already knew that) he's also a bigot! Yay! It's a three-fer! Isn't his speech just perfect for MLK day? "I have a dream, that one day those honkeys will be driven out of my city so that the black race can take over!" Yeah, dig it! Maybe that was the reason he was so incompetent during Hurricane Katrina. How many buses sat while floodwaters slowly covered them? Maybe his plan was to just let the crackers drown. Down with the man! Especially if he's white! Equality for everybody! Fuck you honkeys! Equal rights! New Orleans is chocolate!

I want to vomit.