Air America Hires Dan Rather as Scandal Spokesman

Satire from ScrappleFace:

Mr. Rather said he looks forward to "telling the true story" about the Air America executive who borrowed $800,000 from a Bronx, New York, agency which normally helps children and Alzheimer's patients.

"On the surface, I'll grant you, these charges look bad," said Mr. Rather. "But is there really that much difference between helping little children and helping the staff of Air America? And is it really malfeasance to take money intended for people who can't remember anything, and give it to a liberal radio network?"

Funny because it's true.

Maybe instead of stealing money from poor little orphans and sick old people, Air America could try a telethon. Nah. It'd never work.