Do you need help packing? Seriously. I'll even bring boxes and stuff like that. Let's get moving, folks! Other countries need your... uh....
Let's shake a leg, folks! All these people were shrieking about how they were going to leave, I say we help them! They want socialized medicine? There are tons of countries to choose from that they can go to. They want cradle-to-grave welfare systems? Ship 'em off to Europe! Just think about how happy these people would be if they could only slip the bonds of this country! Fly you people, fly! Barbara Streisand, France needs you! Hey Baldwins! Britain calls! DU to the EU! I'll bring the boxes, tape, and packing peanuts!
It's the least a kind, understanding fellow like myself can do, yannow?
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