Hell Yeah!

The House of Representatives just voted to split up the 9th Circus Circuit Court of Appeals.

(pause while Dave does his happy dance in the living room)

If there ever was any hope for sane legislation in this area of the country, the first thing to do would be to take the San Francisco based 9th Circuit and drop it off the face of the earth. Barring that, locking them up in San Francisco and limiting their damage to that state is much more preferable to allowing them to fuck with the law in seven other states. There's a reason that the 9th Circus is the most overturned court in the Nation.

That reason is because this group of hyper-liberal, dope-smoking, bed-wetting leftists couldn't find their own asses with both hands, a map and a flashlight. A crack-smoking chimp could do a better job by simply jabbing at the paperwork with a pencil than these fucked up morons could do on their best day.

And then I get to this part:

However, the measure, which passed by a vote of 205-194, was not expected to become law because of strong opposition in the Senate. It is part of a larger bill that passed by voice vote and would create 58 new judgeships across the nation.

Opponents said the legislation's certain death in the Senate was evidence that Republicans were more interested, in the words of Rep. Howard Berman, D-Calif., in providing "campaign-season cannon fodder" to their political base than passing a bill that would relieve overburdened federal courts.

(happy dance stops, gun cleaning commences)

The Donks are pissed that someone is trying to take away the one appeals court that rubber-stamps all their ludicrious bullshit.

Most of the 21 California Republicans in the House initially opposed the measure, and their votes would have insured its defeat. But at least 10 Californians changed their votes to "yes" after huddling on the House floor, while five Republicans maintained their opposition.

"We don't want to create a hyper-liberal court in California" by putting the court's more conservative judges in the two new circuits, said Rep. Dana Rohrabacher, R-Calif., among the vote-switchers.

Lawmakers were reassured that the new 9th Circuit would be given seven new judgeships to dilute, in effect, what they see as its liberal leanings, Rohrabacher said.

The bill is S. 878.

Hey Dana, here's a news flash for ya. YOU fuckwits put those judges where they are. YOU fuckwits allowed the 9th Circus to become the laughingstock of the legal community. YOU fuckwits are the people who sat back and enjoyed having a hyper-liberal court imposing their judicial fiat against more rural states.

The 9th Circus is ALREADY hyper-liberal, and the rest of the states who have to suffer under it are rather sick of it. You don't want a hyper-liberal court in California? Too fucking bad, you live with what you created. And no Dana, I don't give a shit if you are a republican. If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem, and I haven't seen a solution come out of California since 1980, thankyouverymuch.

Think about it, the very fact that people are talking about creating a hyper-liberal court in California means they already know the 9th Circus is a load of bullshit.

Something that those of us in the states forced under their jurisdiction have known for years.