Die, You Shit-Sucking Ass Monkeys!

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!

By a 52-47 vote, the U.S. Senate on Tuesday moved to reauthorize the 1994 assault weapons ban, which is to expire in September.

Fucking gun-grabbing commies! Tyrants! Dictators in training! You should be drug out of the Capital building by your feet and hung naked on lamp-posts until your rotting festering corpses fall apart!

The Senate also voted, 53-45, in favor of an amendment that closes a loophole on sales of weapons at gun shows.

Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-California, who sponsored the assault weapons amendment, said, "The legislation has the support of 77 percent of the American people and 66 percent of gun owners.

That is nothing but a flat out lie, you stupid bitch! But you've been lying and cheating and disarming Americans for as long as I can remember, so this should be nothing new for you! Dear god, you traitorous wench, I'd take great pleasure in seeing you run over with an Abrahms tank! It would take something that big for your fat, corpulent flabby ass!

"It has not removed a legal gun owner from his weapon and has reduced traces of assault weapons to crimes by two-thirds in the last 10 years."

The assault weapons ban bars the sale of some 19 different types of military and military-style assault weapons and has the support of many law enforcement agencies.

Senators on both sides of the aisle had expected a close vote on the reauthorization.

Sen. Charles Schumer, D-New York, sent a letter to Vice President Dick Cheney this week saying he expected the vice president to be available in case of a tie and to break the tie in support of the ban, as Bush promised.

Ties in the Senate are broken by the vice president. Cheney was not in the Senate chamber for the vote.

Lies, lies, lies, lies, LIES! WHEN THE HELL ARE THESE COMMUNISTS GOING TO TELL THE TRUTH?!?!

NEVER! Because they couldn't get their liberal gun-grabbing agenda passed if they told the truth, could they? According to these Tranzi pukes, a .22 rifle with a 16 round capacity is a fucking assault rifle! HOW MORONIC IS THAT? And as usual, they spout off bullshit statistics like it was nothing!

Proponents for keeping the semi-automatic "assault" gun ban argue that 10 of the 50 police officers shot to death annually over the four years from 1998 to 2001 were killed by these guns. But the Violence Policy Center, which put these numbers together, never examined whether the guns used to kill police possessed two or more of the features defining them as"assault weapons." Rather, the guns were counted as assault weapons if it was possible that they had at least two of the banned features.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHERE IS THE FUCKING RESET BUTTON?!?!?!?!?!

It's becoming exeedingly clear to me that this country has several difficult choices to make. One of them needs to be made soon. Because I can guarantee that if Bush signs this rancid piece of shit bill into law, he will lose the election. He will have pissed off too many of his supporters. First the Amnesty bullshit, and now this? FUCK THAT!

For your sake, President Bush, you had better kill this damn thing. Kill it now. Do not let it get even close to law. Otherwise, you're sunk. I'm not a one-issue voter, but if you sign this pile of crap you will have violated too many of my standards to vote for you again. I'll find the Libertarian candidate and check his name off. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?