Check out these excerpts from a Philadelphia Daily News column about John Kerry's suspected infidelity:

"After being approached by a top news producer, the woman fled to Africa, where she remains, the Drudge Report can reveal," the Web site breathlessly reported...

"Breathlessly"

Haw!

But there's one huge problem with the story, which raced through newsrooms across the country like a computer virus: Nobody has been able to confirm that it was true.

So now allegations have to be true to be important. Won't the "Deserter in Chief" be pleased!!!

Oh, and Matt Drudge is termed a "conservative gossipmeister".

Nice.

Kerry sex scandal lurking?