These QUOTES OF 2003 - OCTOBER from Tim Blair are amazing and hilarious. One could spend an hour clicking through the months.

I chose October because it has two glorious quotes:

"Schwarzenegger, who, like Hitler, is a native of Austria ..." -- CNN, covering the California election

"CNN? Oh, that's that network with Larry King, who, like the Son of Sam, is a native of Brooklyn. Used to be owned by Ted Turner, who, like the Cincinnati Strangler, is a native of Cincinnati. Now part of Time Warner, founded by the Warner Brothers, the oldest of whom, Harry Warner, like many Auschwitz guards, was a native of Poland." -- Mark Steyn, covering CNN

Haw!