Pay no attention to that funny glow....

During the blogsurf, I found this little piece over at the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler.

I had to read it twice, just to make sure that I was actually seeing it correctly.

"French President Jacques Chirac said decades of controversial nuclear tests in the South Pacific did not give islanders cancer, as hundreds of former test site workers and relatives protested in the capital."

So let me get this clear.... this same asshat is in the group screaming about how the US military's DU rounds are causing cancer in Iraq, but setting off 193 nuclear weapons is just fine and dandy? Am I reading this correctly?

"There are no health consequences, either in the short-term or long-term," he (Chirac) told daily newspaper Les Nouvelles de Tahiti in an interview published on Friday, adding the IAEA experts had concluded detailed radiation surveys were not needed.

I. Am. Almost. Speechless.

I say almost, because my boss just walked in and told me that my cussing was creating a blue cloud that was fogging up the building. This slimy, lying, worthless, hipocritical, spineless, corrupt, two-faced, dictator-felching, money grabbing, communist appeasing, bloviating, walking pile of shit deserves to have every joint in his body broken with a baseball bat. I want to be wielding said bat. This overblown waste of skin has shown himself ONCE AGAIN to be nothing but a runty parasite clinging to the anus of humanity, and in desperate need of a flushing. Are there any depths to which this choad-sucking worm won't lower himself? Just so we're clear on why this oxygen theif needs to be removed from the gene pool in a permanant fashion:

He blocked all US attempts to deal with Iraq in the UN.
Negotiated the sale of a nuclear reactor to Saddam in the 80's.
Sold Iraq weapons and supplies in violation of the UN sanctions he claimed to support.
May have given members of the Baa'thist regiem EU passports during Gulf War 2. (still unsubstantiated)
Presided over one of the most virulent Anti-American french governments in modern times.

I'm not even going to get into the TotalFinaElf scandal, (with ties to Canada's own Cretin) and I won't mention his preference for a genocidal dictator (Mugabe), or the way his country accepts the most repulsive vermin known to man (You raped a 14 year old girl? Welcome to Paris, friend!). I won't get into how 1/3 of the french population was rooting for Saddam. I won't get into the socialist/economic hellhole that this leech on humanity has put france into. I won't mention his treatment of the former Eastern Bloc countries ("They missed a good opportunity to shut up", is it Jaq?) or how this country of surrender monkeys wields it's power in the EU as a club to bend other countries to france's will. I won't mention how this blathering fuckwit calls America an "imperialist power" while maintaining control over it's colonies in the South Pacific.

But I will say this: It's time for someone to put this half-rate country back into it's place as the global whipping boy. France is a joke. A very old, very bad joke. And it needs to be treated as such.

(Yes, I know the name is spelled "Chretien", but "Cretin" fits to a tee. You elected him up there, now you deal with it.)