Oh hey look it's Friday

TGIF?  Whatever.  I still have to work tomorrow, as I'm sure many of you do as well.  It's amazing how little of a fuck you give about the weekend when the weekend just means another day.  I think I'm on twelve in a row now.  Maybe thirteen.  Or fourteen.  Hell, I can't remember.  And I don't see another real day off coming up for some time now.

You wanna know why Trump won?  Because after working two or three weeks straight, people like me look at the spoiled rotten, entitled, whiney fucking snowflake crybullies and say "Whatever I can do to piss them off and make them FUCKING MISERABLE, I am going to do it."

"WHAAAAAA, I NEED MY SAFE SPACE!  WHAAAAA, I NEED GENDER NEUTRAL RESTROOMS!  WHAAAAA, YOU'RE A RACIST ISLAMOPHOBE!  WHAAAAAA, WHITE PRIVILEGE!  WHAAAAA!"

These pampered pimples on America's ass don't have the first fucking clue about what it takes to actually keep this country running, but they're more than happy to shove a fucking wrench in the gears just to prove how oh-so-fucking virtuous they are.  I want to give them all a hug.  In the face.  With a fucking crowbar.

I was gassing up on my way home from work this evening, when I saw what I thought was just about the picture-perfect representation of a Progressive shitwad.  He's that guy who pulls in at the wrong side of the pump.  He's got the hose stretched out as far as it can go so that he can pump gas on the wrong side of the pump.  His door is open.  He's on the phone, ignoring everyone around him.  He's not fat, exactly, but he's a plump little fucking dumpling with a gut and a physique that says he's never done a day of hard labor in his life.  His hair looks like he's never used a comb.  He's got Washington D.C. plates with an "Elizabeth Warren for Massachusetts" bumper sticker.  People trying to leave the pump have to honk at his fucking ass so that he gets out of their way and closes his door, which he does with an snotty look on his soft, fat fucking face.  And I swear to you, I fucking SWEAR to you, that it took every last bit of self-control I had to not grab my tire iron and beat the ever-loving FUCK out of this slimy, greasy, unkempt, snotty, arrogant, self-absorbed fucking parasitic genital wart.  Just for the good of the country, because there's no fucking way in hell that worthless fucking shitstain contributes ONE GOT-DAMMED IOTA OF WORTH TO THIS NATION.

Maybe I'm wrong.  Maybe he's the male version of Mother Theresa, with his pants sagging off his ass because his gut is forcing them down and he doesn't have enough muscle tone to keep them up.  But I'm willing to bet my entire day's paycheck that he's just another ProgNazi, Hillary voting, Marxist parasite.

I need more whiskey.  And a day off.  Eventually.  Some day.

Not a motorcycle day

Poop.  I was enjoying the past couple of days.

Oh, and maybe one day soon I'll get an actual day off.  But not yet.  If the blogging looks a little scattered, that's why.

A reminder for the sane

Pushing Gender Dysphoria on kids is child abuse.

The bottom line is this:  Our opponents advocate a new scientifically baseless standard of care for children with a psychological condition (GD) that would otherwise resolve after puberty for the vast majority of patients concerned.  

(.....) 

For this reason, the College maintains it is abusive to promote this ideology, first and foremost for the well-being of the gender dysphoric children themselves, and secondly, for all of their non-gender-discordant peers, many of whom will subsequently question their own gender identity, and face violations of their right to bodily privacy and safety.

All of those supposedly loving parents pushing their trans kids to be "accepted" are mentally and psychologically abusing their children.  Period.  If your pre-pubescant kid doesn't know what they are, that's because THEY HAVEN'T EVEN HIT PUBERTY YET.  The fact that a blatant truth like that needs to be stated shows just how far this country has fallen.

Not shocked

In fact, is ANYONE actually shocked that Tim Kaine's kid is a filthy dirty stupid fucking hippy?  Who got arrested protesting a March4Trump rally?

That's what you get when your dad is a cross between the Joker and Uncle Bad-Touch.  I do pity him a bit, but I also know that this is the kind of moronic, entitled asshole we'll be dealing with for the next few decades, so fuck 'im.

Kill Obamacare. It's that simple

And as usual, the GOPe manage to fuck it up.  But this is a group who could fuck up a wet dream.

Things that are illegal

Such as reaching into a car, pulling the driver out through the window, shoving their phone up their ass and then kicking it into their thoracic region.  That's illegal.  You can't do that.

Which is the only reason why a bunch of drivers today didn't have to go see a proctologist.

Chuck Schumer brought a child molester into America

The Right wants to protect children.  The Left wants to import pedophiles and allow them to sexually assault and rape children.  It really has boiled down to being that simple.

The CIA shit show continues

The CIA has long since gone past the point of just being patriotic Americans.

A total of 8,761 documents have been published as part of ‘Year Zero’, the first in a series of leaks the whistleblower organization has dubbed ‘Vault 7.’ WikiLeaks said that ‘Year Zero’ revealed details of the CIA’s “global covert hacking program,” including “weaponized exploits” used against company products including “Apple's iPhone, Google's Android and Microsoft's Windows and even Samsung TVs, which are turned into covert microphones.”

If the CIA were as non-partisan as they were supposed to be, then this might be a big nothing-burger. But when Mike Flynn was taken down by illegal wiretaps, and when the government was wiretapping Trump Tower in October of last year, can you honestly say that the CIA wasn't involved in it somehow?

Another profound revelation is that the CIA can engage in "false flag" cyberattacks which portray Russia as the assailant. Discussing the CIA's Remote Devices Branch's UMBRAGE group, Wikileaks' source notes that it "collects and maintains a substantial library of attack techniques 'stolen' from malware produced in other states including the Russian Federation.

Read that paragraph again.  Now, think about the Left going hysterical and screaming about how "RUSSIA HACKED THE ELECTION!!!!111!!!!1!"

Oh, and now add in the fact that it appears the US Department of Homeland Security tried to hack into several different states' election systems.

Once is an accident.  Twice is a coincidence.  Three times is enemy action.  And the Deep State doesn't get the presumption of innocence any more, given the fact that they've been exposed as partisan, corrupt shit-swizzling assholes.

In case you haven't read it yet

Go read Ace's post: How to Survive in an Age of Rage.  If you need it summed up for you, large swaths of the American political landscape have gone bug-fucking nuts.

In my experience, there is nothing quite so dangerous as an inflated but brittle ego. An inflated ego which is resilient is annoying and dangerous, but, being resilient, it does not really react bigly to threats. It shakes threats off, so it doesn't need to lash out or go on little Nervous Breakdown Picnics out in Ego Protection Park. 

But large brittle egos do. Large egos lash out, and brittle ones -- ones that are easily punctured by pins -- must lash out aggressively, constantly, almost randomly. 

11/9 stole from them the two things most sacred: their sense of superiority and infallibility, and their precious political power over the people they hate. 

And they're reacting rather poorly to that.

I've worked with large, brittle egos before.  He was a classic case of narcissism; completely incapable of thinking about anybody but himself.  Kinda like the Jug-Eared Fuck himself, Bathhouse Barry Obumblefuck.

Ace is dead on.

And yes, Liberalism is a mental disorder.  Which is why you have so many personality disorders among the Social Justice Warriors of the Left.

A 2016 UK survey found that, since 1990, rates of depression and anxiety among the young have increased by 70%, while the American Counseling Association has reported a “rising tide of personality disorders among millennials.” 

That such disorders appear to be an acute problem with this generation may be an unintended outcome of the unprecedented experiment conducted in the 1990s and 2000s by progressive parents.

Don't blog without coffee

Made some corrections to yesterday's rant.  Blah.  It's amazing what you catch when you're actually awake.

Trumping the media

This guy is like Dennis Miller with a coarser vocabulary and fewer scruples about who he'll go after.

King vs. Former King

Richard Fernandez writes about the dangers of having two principals facing off in a knife fight.

The most singular thing about Donald Trump's wiretap accusation against Barack Obama is how he's refusing to play the game of extremities — losing a Flynn here and getting a Sessions paralyzed there — and getting right into lethal range. Trump's gone right past Schumer, ignored the surrogates and gone straight for the former president himself.

My only problem with Donald Trump in this regard is that he's still being too nice.  I would have had that fucking anti-American shitwad Obama frog-marched out of his fucking house where he's organizing the Trump takedown with his cronies and drones.  I would have allowed him to be photographed in handcuffs as he's led out to a cop car, and then I would have shut down any other communications.  Radio silence.  His lawyers can say anything they want, but Obama wouldn't be allowed within ten feet of a fucking camera.  

Glenn Reynolds opines:

One of the ways American political culture prevents such a fight is to have only one king at a time. Former presidents are expected to retire and vanish. Obama, however, decided to stay in DC and try to destroy Trump’s presidency. That was a choice that showed little concern for America, but then, the lack of such concern has been a hallmark of Obama’s career.

Along with Obama, I'd have Lois Lerner, John Koskinen, and various other flunkies who abused their power arrested.  The Democrats wanted to kill Trump with a thousand cuts, and I'd just drop a bomb on them.  Every single one of those bastards is filthy and dirty; we all know it.  By the time I was done, they wouldn't have a single secret left.  It would be all out in the open for everyone to see.

Bathhouse Barry Obumblefuck thought he could hang around and take down Trump.  Bathhouse Barry Obumblefuck isn't nearly as smart as he thinks he is.  Bathhouse Barry Obumblefuck is playing checkers while Trump is playing chess, and I can't wait for Bathhouse Barry Obumblefuck to be taken down another peg.

Anyways, back to Fernandez:

This escalation represents a real threat to Obama. Suddenly everything is out of control. Nobody would have minded much if Trump had gone after one of Obama's henchmen — which is probably what was expected — but none can foresee how an exchange of blades between principals will end. It is safe to say, however, that unless the combatants disengage, someone will get hurt. It will be a terrible moment for American political civility when a king lies on the political floor. The whole point of a peaceful transition of power is to prevent a clash between kings. Yet the very tragedy the electoral process is intended to prevent is happening before our eyes.

Here's where I rub my forehead to prevent blowing an artery.  It's a "terrible moment for American political civility", you say?  And who brought about that terrible moment?  Should Trump have just sat there and taken shot after shot after shot while doing nothing?  No.  It was a "terrible moment for American political civility" when Obama used the IRS to attack conservative groups.  It was a "terrible moment for American political civility" when the Democrats rammed Obamacare through on a procedural motion.  It was a "terrible moment for American political civility" for the past eight years as a Marxist cocksucker did his level best to destroy this country.   The one in the wrong is Obama, just as he's been in the wrong so often over the past eight years.  The biggest difference is that Bathhouse Barry Obumblefuck was used to dealing with the GOP establishment, who's greatest resistance to Obama's fucking was to use mineral oil instead of Astroglide as they bent over for another round.  In case nobody noticed, let me be the first to fill you in:  Trump ain't the GOP establishment.  Thank God.

I won't weep one fucking tear if Obama gets gutted; politically, metaphorically, or in reality, my eyes will be dry.  In fact, should the news report that Obama was found dead in an ally with three or four holes in him that he wasn't born with, I'm going to celebrate like you've never seen.

Multnomah County, OR legal system proven to be Kangaroo Kourt

Laws?  Who needs 'em when you can cook up some BS and enforce your politics via the legal system?

If ever there was a clear cut case of self defense, this was it. But a leftist, activist judge in a leftist county decided to ignore the facts and the law and condemn Mike for doing what any rational person in his position would have done. 

Multnomah County has sent a message loud and clear. If you riot, attack people and destroy property, you will be protected. If you try to defend yourself from criminals, you will be convicted and jailed. It is simple insanity. What Judge Ryan and D.A. Underhill have said is this. “If you come to Multnomah County and a gang of thugs attacks you, lie down and take the beating. If you are not killed, you will be better off than if you defend yourself and we get ahold of you.”

The last time I was in Portland or Multnomah County was years ago.  But I won't be going back any time soon, because I"ll be damned if I put myself into a situation where I could go to jail despite following the law and doing everything right.  The time and money I have for vacations and various other niceties are rather limited; I'm not going to waste it on a municipality that hates me.

Democrat Astroturf campaigns hold #FakeTownHalls

No, really.  The lying liars who lie are actually holding Fake Town Hall meetings in an effort to embarrass Republican members of Congress.

And get creative. "For instance, be prepared with a cardboard cutout or an empty chair. This is a classic political campaign tactic for when your opponent refuses to debate. It also works well for highlighting an absentee [member of Congress]. These are just a couple options — but get creative. Plan a segment of the event where participants highlighting the fact that your MoC is acting cowardly and hiding from constituents." 

Silly? No. It was used 12 times against lawmakers in February, often drawing in constituents who don't know that it's not a town hall officially called by a lawmaker. 

That has prompted Republican officials to warn members to be on the lookout for the impromptu town halls and aggressively tell the media of their real plans.

These people deserve to be put in line and have their kneecaps broken with a baseball bat, one by one.  They're anti-American.  They're domestic enemies of the Constitution, and they should be treated as such.