Trump: Nearly 5 million people have been lifted off of food stamps!
Democrats wearing white: *refuse to clap*
Well, I guess I see who their base is, right?
Trump: Hispanic and black unemployment is at it's lowest in recorded history!
All Democrats: *refuse to clap*
That's a good look for them.
UPDATE: I see the Democrats are going with their tried and true look of sitting on their hands and looking pissed off at America's success.
UPDATE 2: OH MY GOD THE GOP IS CHANTING "USA" AND THE DEMOCRATS ARE PISSED! I'm laughing my ass off!
UPDATE 3: Cory Booker looks like he's desperately trying to keep his anal plug from popping out.
UPDATE 4: The googly-eyed socialist, Ocasio-Cortez, can't even clap for putting sex traffickers behind bars. Telling.
UPDATE 5: Trump sucks with a Tele-Prom-Ter. He does. The speech is good, but the delivery is stilted.
UPDATE 6: Granny Rictus' dentures must be flopping around again. She keeps trying to put them back into place. Or maybe Trump has gotten her so pissed of that she's chewing on the inside of her mouth. I hope it's option 2.
UPDATE 7: I'm looking at the ribbons on the vet who helped liberate Dachau. This is an honest to god war hero, and he's got a rather common set of ribbons. I think the modern day Army could use a little lesson from that. The Marines have it more right - AWARDS are for special situations. You need to bust your butt for an award. Stop making the Army look like 3rd World generals.
It was a good speech, but the teleprompter reading drove me up the wall. Half an hour speech more or less, which is far, far better than the droning of Obama or GWB. And it jabbed all the right people at the right time.