"I cannot believe I'm about to do what I'm gonna do," YouTuber Marc Pagan said before sinking his teeth into a Tide Pod. "I'm just bored, so I'm doing something right now that is completely stupid."
Why can't he jack off to internet porn like a normal teenager? Feh. Let these dumb ones die off.
In your life, you WILL be an example. You will either be an example of what to do, or what NOT to do, but you will be an example. Every species has those individuals who are too dumb to continue living. Normally they self-select themselves right out of the genetic lottery. Let. That. Happen.