Monday, June 12, 2017

Checklist of things I wanted to do

Five mile run?  Check

Clean up yard from various branches and detritus?  Check

Mow the yard?  Check

Cigar and a Manhattan in my glass?  Check

If I get a blowjob tonight, my day will be complete.  Yep, it's the first day of leave, and I'm already winning.

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