Sunday, April 23, 2017

Well, this just isn't fair

You want to know why so many musicians are kinda ugly?  It's because that's how we got the chicks way back when.  We weren't football players or jocks, and we most likely weren't rich.  So how can a poor ugly kid get girls?

Rock 'n Roll, man.  Or whatever floated their boat.  You wanna hear some 80's BS that'll make your panties drop?  OK, I'll do that too.  A country song makes your legs go up in the air?  We'll do that as well.

Music was the realm of ugly guys using tunes to get laid.  Hell, it worked for me in spades.  I'm no Brad Pitt, and it wasn't until I joined the Army that I really started putting on muscle.

But what happens when a smoking hot girl learns to rock out on guitar?  Man, that's just not fair.



This here blows right through the "ugly guys" rule in music.

1 comment:

Drumwaster said...

Not at all. It is the exception that proves the rule, a concept dating back to the original Latin, "exceptio probat regulam in casibus non exceptis", first used by Cicero.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exception_that_proves_the_rule

PS: I laugh at the Captcha below, every time, because a robot is asking ME to prove that I'M human.